The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
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First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I've known him for years!
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I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
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So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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I hate when I'm running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it's been 4 minutes.