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BASIC PARADE or: "you should be depressed." is app 5023750 on Steam. Player counts appear once the tracker has sampled it.

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BASIC PARADE or: "you should be depressed."

GameApp ID 5,023,750by TABLEAUX THEORYReleases Q4 2026

App ID5,023,750

Release dateQ4 2026

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TypeGame

Last update9 Sep 2026

Steam DeckUnknown

DLC0

DeveloperTABLEAUX THEORY

Changenumber38,740,778

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Packages0

PublisherTABLEAUX THEORY

SystemsWindows · macOS · Linux

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Depots0

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BASIC PARADE or: "you should be depressed."

TABLEAUX THEORY
Releases Q4 2026·App 5023750

Steam user reviews

Not enough reviews yet

0 so far · summary at 10

SteamPeaks Rating

Not enough reviews yet

Rated from 10 reviews

How it works

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BASIC PARADE or: "you should be depressed." Charts · SteamPeaks

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Days above 1,000,000 in 2026

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Owner estimates

Calibrated 8 Sep 2026

Every figure here is derived, shown as a range, and links to its method. Steam does not publish owner counts.

Source	Estimated owners	Method	Confidence
SteamPeaks	Fewer than 50 reviews: not estimated	Reviews × k, calibrated on announced figures · How it works	—

BASIC PARADE or: "you should be depressed."

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BASIC PARADE or: "you should be depressed."

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