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| Published | Title | Build |
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| Fixed the Memory leak causing lag Some big time bug fixes, added a feedback button, optimization across the board. Got the controller working in the shop too! | 25128124 | |
| Achievement update Small Bug fixes and some new achievements :D | — | |
| LOC0.1 & Tower fix quick test of the Localisation system. Please note I've only done the languages I have volunteers for translating, if you want your language then I've got good news! you can help me translate and I'll set it up :D Also fixed, edgy not talking to you and gave the tower puzzle a exit button and a reset, its 'X' to leave and 'Q' to reset on the keyboard | — | |
| High Score works! Some small other fixes, 99 ooft Balloons, the weird pair of floating 99s have been chased off. Also, let the record show we had a consumables / buff system before certain other games announced it | — | |
| High Score, Squishable Grass and Bugfixes Just a quick fix for the collision layer, finally fixed the moveable grass objects and memory optimisation for them. I'll refine the squish distance and sprite direction shortly The High Score system should finally be back up and running, I'll be testing this more and tweaking how the bonuses effect it. Some other small fixes, bath is fully working again plus the movement buff | — | |
| Last Patch of the Playtest Cant believe its come in so fast, The play test is almost over and the Demo will be launching soon. This patch is a big one, including; Menu tab fixes and alignment improvements Friendship and satisfaction upgrades, including trash spawning in the Park even if you don't leave the house Dialogue choice readability upgrade Map Marker upgrade Satisfaction bonus now applying to wage and high score… | — | |
| Mostly bug fixes Fridge is working, chill effects are now working but im not sure the speed effects for the drinks have taken fully :/ Lvl 5 friendship awards should now be working You can drop trash and not pick it up until you have walked off it tab alignment work and map fixes Graphics settings and weather upgrades next | — | |
| Drinks! This update brings an upgrade to the hot and cold drinks menu in the Park. You can now order a tea or coffee maker, with obligatory loose leaf, tea bags, preround or whole beans, as you like it, naturally. The hot drinks make you go faster and the juice changes your colour. We are working on a way to mix colours and a option to remove the drinks machine so for the moment choose wisely you will… | — | |
| Trains! Dialogue & Blobball quest The blobs are finding more innovative ways to get to the park. They can now take the train arriving at Impact Station every hour. Maybe they are wanting to play Blobball, only the greatest game invented. Colour changing drinks and friendship upgrades coming next | — | |
| Save fixed, achievement upgrades, etc Busy busy, fixed some controller issues, turns out I was trying to upgrade the save system to have profiles in it and messed up everything. OOPS! Onwards... 1. Gamepad dialogue + menu selection — fixed 2. Save system — fixed 3. Leaderboard / highscores — fixed 4. Steam Deck zoom out — fixed 5. Block Parkidex + doors during intro — fixed 6. Map updates Next improvement will be adding a bounce ar… | — | |
| Controls!! We heard the lamentations of the blobs without keyboard or cute mice friends. Controllers and steam decks should be much comfier now :D | — | |
| Shelves! + Shelves added, church door fixed | — | |
| Shelves! Controls are in progress, honest | — | |
| Collision layer, High score and Achievements (1st draft) confirmed fixed Im still working on controls I promise, a few other bug fixes and some more content before the demo launches | — | |
| Achievements and High Score stable Yo yoooooo, I fixed some bugs ːsteamhappyː | — | |
| Coffee tea quest start, grass slow effect I'm still working on the controls, I've set up a community set for the steam deck, will work on improvements as we go :D | — |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
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| 10 Sep 2026new | Thu | 01:13 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 25220931 | public | 1 | — |
| 4 Sep 2026 | Fri | 16:19 | Fixed the Memory leak causing lag | 25128124 | public | 1 | — |