Commit!!! is out.
Three years ago this was a joke about my own standup. Commit!!! is a software-career sim. You take the job, ship the commit, dodge the debt, and try to make rent before the anxiety makes you. Manual work is a timing minigame — ace every phase for a clean commit, or clip the yellow and ship dirty. The codebase remembers which one you did. Three ways to play · Indie Dev — ship it or go broke. · L…