Grind Up

1. 
   Payday

   You earned your first $1,000.
   77%
2. 
   Small Fortune

   You earned your first $10,000.
   63%
3. 
   Big Money

   You earned your first $100,000.
   57%
4. 
   Millionaire

   You earned your first $1,000,000.
   49%
5. 
   From Nothing

   You finished the game.
   47%
6. 
   Good Employee

   Pay off your first debt.
   84%
7. 
   You're Fired!

   Get fired for the first time.
   20%
8. 
   Bigger Machine

   Buy your first upgrade.
   80%
9. 
   Maximum Efficiency

   Unlock all upgrades.
   52%
10. 
    Grinding Never Stops

    Grind 1,000 items.
    32%
11. 
    Destroyer

    Grind 10,000 items.
    5.6%
12. 
    Banana, More Banana

    Reach Banana Stack 20.
    18%
13. 
    Speedrunner

    Reach $1,000,000 within 10 days.
    4.5%
14. 
    Stress Management

    Smoke a cigar 5 times.
    31%
15. 
    Oops!

    Fall into the grinder hole.
    56%
16. 
    Lucky Day

    Obtain a very rare item.
    64%
17. 
    Generous

    You donated a total of $1,000 during the game.
    15%
18. 
    Rude Words

    Insult Rodrigo.
    32%

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