Orders, Captain!
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SMALL BIG UPDATE!ok so the past 10 days or so I've just been adding a lot of stuff to the game without making a proper announcement so this is basically a summary of what I've been doing: · pooping ( very ) · sleeping ( not much ) I ADDED A MICROPHONE SETUP!! click the mic setup in the main menu so a lot of people been having issues with their microphone in the game and the majority of this is caused because "…nothing to see here... OK BIG UPDATE!!Ok where do I start!? first of, changed the visuals of the game.... WAY BETTER! - characters now have big BIG eyes - jumping to the ocean will now BLAST you to orbit at 100 mph - loosing the game will ragdoll the f out of you - enemy pirates now literally explode when you destroy their ships NEW COMMANDS! honestly just one but very cool "explode" FIXED "BUGS" so there were a lot of times where…