Earth Must Die is heading even further into space!
Hi everyone! We've got some great news - your favourite, unserious ruler Vvalak, is expanding his rule even further! Now, you'll be able to destroy earth on Nintendo Switch & PlayStation 5 on September 9! You can pre-order on the Switch eShop right now, and you can add the game to your wishlist on PlayStation too! Thank you for all the support you've given our foul mouthed emperor since launch!…
Hi everyone! We've been listening closely to your feedback & thoughts since we launched Earth Must Die, and we're very happy to be dropping our very first update , with some bug fixes & quality of life changes! Here's what you can expect: · Fixed an issue where opening the main menu while dialogue choices were being displayed could cause them to be off-centre · Added the ability to control VVal…
Hi everyone! We've loved seeing you all have a great time with Earth Must Die, especially seeing what choices you've made & all the different routes you've been taking while playing! Did you know there are some choices and dialogue which will influence some events in the game? It might be worth going back & having a replay to see what could turn out differently... Here's a few things that you m…
Hi everyone! It sure has been a hectic but amazing 24 hours since we launched Earth Must Die , we have been showered with your endless support, so for that we wanted to say a huge thank you! We've had some great reviews so far that have given us a good laugh, and we're super close to 50! if you're enjoying the game, please do leave us a review & let us know your favourite jokes and gags (why is…
Greetings, Terranoids! TODAY IS THE DAY - EARTH. MUST. DIE. We’ve set our coordinates and warmed the lasers; your time is officially up! The INCREDIBLE INVASION OF PLANET EARTH STARTS NOW! EARTH MUST DIE IS OUT NOW! We’ve been double- and triple-checking the lovely scenery, making sure the aliens all behave themselves at the orgy, and filling the Milkipedia with all sorts of random information,…
Hi everyone! We're ALMOST there! Earth Must Die launches in just 5 days , and we can't wait to finally give you the chance to play! We've already had some amazing reviews come in so far, and we can't wait to see what you all think! In case you missed it, be sure to check out our previous post to see how much the game will cost in your region, with a 25% launch discount on top of course! Don't f…
Hi everyone! Exciting news - we've got just over a week left until the full launch of Earth Must Die! That being said, we are happy to reveal the pricing for the full game too! You'll be able to grab the game at £11.99 / $15.99 / €13.29. We'll also be running a 25% launch discount , so you'll be able to grab a nice discount off these prices for a limited time! We can't wait to give you the chan…
Greetings, Terranoids! The lasers have been aligned, the coordinates triangulated, and all the go buttons are finally flashing and ready for the INCREDIBLE INVASION OF PLANET EARTH. We will be (crash) landing on Steam - JANUARY 27th, 2026 The whole team has been hard at work making sure jokes land in all our languages, setting up bars for small blue aliens and looping the orgy room (just to mak…
From the desk of VValak Lizardtongue, Grand Shepherd of the Tyrythian Empire: Greetings Tyrythians! It is I, mighty Great Shepherd and all-around generally nice guy VValak here with a VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE. I have noticed that many of you wish to hear about my many and varied heroic exploits through this ‘Steam’ you seem to love so much. I have received SO MANY EMAILS about it. What even IS an…
Greetings, Terranoid scum! It is I, Vvalak Lizardtongue. I have a very important announcement to make, so kindly shut up and stare at your screen. I am FULLY AND TOTALLY DESTROYING YOUR STUPID, HORRIBLE PLANET LATER THIS YEAR. No really, I am going to make you very, very dead. Milky will help too; she is very clever for a literal floating container of milk. I will whizz over to Earth, turn it i…
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