Horsey Game
Playing now
40−9 vs. yesterday
2.0%of peak
All-time peak
2,025Apr 2026
Playing now
40−9 vs. yesterday
All-time peak
2,025Apr 2026
| Published | Title | Build |
|---|---|---|
| $1.59 Filly Cheese Steak - Temporarily removed test track at Surebreed Steeples - More error checking with the new renderer to fix the black screen bug maybe - Transparency (seeing thru things) fixed in various places - Glitchy lines in the world map greatly reduced - Fixed lag when returning to game after alt-tabbing to check your tik-tok - Another valiant stab at fixing music not playing sometimes | — | |
| 1.5 "Hard Boiled" - Fixed race music sometimes not playing - You can name your horses with a keyboard on Steam Deck again - Some mysterious condition was not allowing one person to parlay bets - Biohacker was crashing if the vat contained only a single homozygous genome - Completely rewrote my "renderer" using SDL_Render instead of OpenGL, what could go wrong | — | |
| 1.4 Macaroni Mambo I have ported Horsey Game to Mac! This necessitated upgrading to SDL3, so the Windows version is maybe a little better with regards to graphics glitches that some people have been reporting, but also maybe not. | — | |
| 1.3002 Excalibur Fixed the unlawful stealing of horses · Horses will eat items dropped in the world more realistically · Horses that become deceased in the world may drop their equipment · Some more sounds · Horses will accidentally escape the trailer less often · Plutonium dropped in an empty vat will no longer freeze the game · One mayest press 'G' in certain locations whilst hovering over a horse to maketh i… | — | |
| 1.3001 Lickety Split Removed the press E to nuke your safe file feature. · Fixed horse names sometimes appearing blank. · Trophies no longer show the attachment cursor. · If you shoot a horse you can get your stuff back. | — | |
| Update 1.3 "Flipso Facto" Due to popular demand, infinite silver shovel is back. But there's a two second cooldown to make you think about it. Otherwise, dig away! Go ahead and fill your world with junk and potholes. That's your business. · You can grab items with the silver lasso and drop them in holes to bury them and fill up the hole. · Text boxes are always on screen now. How hard was it to clamp an x value. · Maybe… | — | |
| 1.26 "Seize The Hay" An old abandoned racetrack has been discovered! Bring your horses here to race them against each other. Look to the south-east of the Crispr lab. This feature has been tested for several minutes. · Fixed a new way to generate infinite items. Sorry if you missed it. · Horses will get tired when exiting the game in the middle of a circus event. · Secret hotkey: in the paddock, stables, and Crispr… | — | |
| Update 1.25 - Stampede Pancakes Bipeds fall over less. · Putting a wheeled horse in the powerplant was not working correctly. · Two achievements that weren't working are. · Many gene tweaks to reduce glitch-outs. · Big carnivores will smash fences instead of ghosting through them. · Limbs may detach under high stress instead of causing a neutron star of glitches. · Carnivores may be captured with a silver lasso. | — | |
| v1.2 codename: Minty Fresh You can cut and paste genomes to your real life clipboard with the Crispr lab computer. · Fixed the release & recapture cheat. How did I not forsee this! · Fixed many anomolies from odd gene combinations. · You can't go to the track until you collect your dung monies. · You can't steal horses by flinging them off screen. | — | |
| v1.1112 Odin's Hammer I have fixed the last remaining crash bug. There are no more crashes. It feels pretty good knowing Horsey Game is 100% crash free! | — | |
| v1.1111 codename: Sexy Molasses You can no longer accidentally drop the thing in the thing · Crispr device has been made more reliable at gene copying · Shopkeepers can be dragged back to their post to resume their jobs · I suggest you free your glitchy horses into the wild or otherwise dispose of them · Fixed crash if horse was simultaneously touching conveyor and scale · Tweaked horse mass calculation · Fixed various issues… | — | |
| Update Version 1.108 Codename: Distant Bagpipes Compass hidden while situated in certain situations · Crash if no qualified geneticist to operate Crispr machine · Fixed an indescribable saved game crash due to helixes having a quantum number of arms · Legs with prismatic joints (in Box2D parlance) will sort behind the body · Bowties dropped in world would cause a crash when the powerplant was operational · Gift baskets were giving the same t… | — | |
| v1.107 codename: Iridium Gaskins Fixed a crash when renaming a horse while not connected to Steam · Fixed a crash when a horse eats vial that was dropped outside in a pasture · A compass will appear to guide you home if you get 1280 pixels away from it · Recalcitrant horses may be bribed to race with a beverage · You many now pan the camera in the race track with the arrow keys · Used a Levenshtein Distance algorithm to elimin… | — | |
| Update v1.1 codename: Nostril-Damus Removed duplicate horse name Nostril-Damus · Added confirmation to game reset · Mabel's eyebrow obsession is more fleshed out · Add high-res volt meter graphics to powerplant · Unusual horses do a better job of locating the floor while in the trailer · Due to player requests, shovel price has been lowered to $95 · Fixed crash when winning circus events · Downward slanting horse ears will always… | — |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
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| 16 May 2026 | Sat | 00:04 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 23259279 | public | 2 | — |
| 15 May 2026 | Fri | 21:07 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 23259279 | beta | 2 | — |