How many people are playing Please, Don’t Touch Anything right now?

Please, Don’t Touch Anything has 4 players on Steam right now, with a 24-hour peak of 10 and an all-time peak of 898 on Jun 2015.

What is the all-time peak player count of Please, Don’t Touch Anything?

898 concurrent players on Jun 2015.

Please, Don’t Touch Anything was released on Steam on 26 Mar 2015.

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