No Pineapple Left Behind
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| Published | Kind | Announcement | Build |
|---|---|---|---|
| Game update | Hotfix v1.0.3 Fixes a ton of keyboard command issues. In particular, the game would not recognize the "secondary" commands listed in the options panel, and would never save any changes made by the user. | — | |
| Game update | Hotfix v1.0.2 Fixes various tutorial bugs that people have been reporting. The tutorials now force the game to pause until you follow the instruction (meaning that it is much less likely for you to accidentally skip a section of the tutorial). | — | |
| Game update | Hotfix v1.0.1 Fixed: · Mac version doesn't always download · Weird problems with Macbook Air displays | — | |
| Community | Released! No Pineapple Left Behind is now available on Steam. There's a 10% discount for the first week. It's been a long, long two years of development; lots of highs lows, hijinks, and shennanigans. Special thanks to our beta testers, without whom this release would not be possible. We hope you (yes, you!) enjoy the game. Questions? Feedback? Just want to chat? Head over to the Community Hub. FAQ here: | — | |
| Game update | Beta Update: Magnanimous Mango BUG FIXES · Odd issues if two teachers zap at the same time · Cannot toggle sandbox modes · Fruitbol players are often KO'd when they shouldn't be · Lots of UI glitches in Level 8 Fruitbol · KO'd Fruitbol players can still run · Fruitbol time limit does not work · Pathfinding errors for Fruitbol players that fall off the edge of the map · Level 8 union bar does not always update correctly · Chi… | — | |
| Game update | Hotfix: Loquacious Lime B We found a major bug! We just fixed it. In the previous update, we introduced a new rule in which children that are missing subjects in their schedule once classes start cost -$100 at the end of the day. (Translated: you get penalized if you don't have enough teachers at the start of classes.) HOWEVER, there was a bug that applied this penalty after firing teachers at the end of the day. This h… | — | |
| Community | Beta Update: Loquacious Lime IMPORTANT This update will erase your save file. However, we've added debugging tools. In the splash (intro) screen, press 1-9 on your keyboard to restart at that level. LESS IMPORTANT For full patch notes, see CHANGELOG.txt in the data folder BUG FIXES · Cannot play game on old Linux machines (see README.txt) · Updating on Steam overwrites the save file · KO'd Fruitbol players can still run ar… | — | |
| Game update | Beta Update: Kinesthetic Kumquat Player's Patch Notes (a more detailed version of this list can be found within the data directory of the game, called "CHANGELOG.txt"). If the game does not update on its own, exit Steam then open it up again. STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS · We added them! BUG FIXES · Fixed tons of bugs relating to the save/load system · Fixed tons of bugs that could occur if player fired a teacher that was casting a spel… | — | |
| Community | Beta Release! We have released a closed beta of No Pineapple Left Behind. We’re only a few months away from releasing the final version of the game! Do you want to help us test the beta? If so, here's a list of 200 Steam keys. (EDIT: It's all gone! Thanks to all who participated!) Be sure to add your profile name to the list so that people know that that key is taken. Please note: Steam keys will be valid fo… | — | |
| Community | We Made an Alpha! Download it here How it works: - It’s free - Download it - If you really like it and you can donate, please do What is in the alpha: - Two of the nine levels in the game: - William Walker Middle School: This is basically a tutorial level - Frederick Jackson Turner Center for Achievement: Learn how to deal with late buses and some new advanced features Features: - Comprehensive tutorial for ever… | — | |
| Community | NPLB Internship Program Episode 3: Cambrianville Sit up and pay attention! Episode #3 of the No Pineapple Left Behind Internship Program explores personality traits with the help of David Jefferson; a student prone to being teased for cross-dressing. As the principal, it is your duty to provide students like David with a safe and positive learning environment. Learn how by watching the video. | — | |
| Community | Download The Laser Museum! Windows Download Mac Download The Laser Museum is an actual development tool that we use at Subaltern Games to design Lasers. It is also the best misunderstanding ever. Every laser in the game has at least three components: an origin effect, a beam, and an end effect (some lasers have more than one of these). Danger, our Special Effectspert, made a bunch of variants of each option. Seth, our Ca… | — | |
| Community | NPLB Intership Program Episode 2: Lasers Part 2 of x of a series in which YOU will learn how to be a successful principal. Use lasers to manipulate a child's feelings, but be careful to not give a child too much individual attention, or else your teacher will be too exhausted to instruct the rest of the class. Here is Episode 1 is case you missed it: | — |
Announcements are the developer’s own posts to the game’s Steam news feed: updates and their patch notes, in-game events, releases and sales. The important ones are marked on the players chart.