Nerd Simulator

1. 
   Golden Fish

   Fulfill the golden fish’s first wish
   36%
2. 
   IT-Jesus

   Configure the Doors XD system
   53%
3. 
   Disabled and Happy

   Disable your antivirus
   10%
4. 
   Money Up in Smoke

   Spend $5000 in the store
   11%
5. 
   CornHub Gourmet

   Order every dish from CornHub
   5.6%
6. 
   Friendo-Eater

   Order every dish from Friend Fries
   4.0%
7. 
   Pizza Hurt

   Order every dish from Pizza Hurt
   3.9%
8. 
   Habibi Kebs

   Order every dish from Habibi Kebab
   3.8%
9. 
   Mom vs Me

   Win the fight against your mom
   0.6%
10. 
    Maybe We Can Talk

    Receive the lowest possible fine in the interrogation task
    0.8%
11. 
    Wild Dancer

    Complete the striptease minigame without a single mistake
    12%
12. 
    Trader

    Earn 10K with Big Dig
    4.0%
13. 
    Bubblewrap Popper

    Finish the bubble wrap minigame in under 30 seconds
    5.8%
14. 
    Black or Red?

    Win your first round of roulette
    19%
15. 
    All In!

    Win a game of poker
    7.3%
16. 
    Bankrupt

    Lose all your savings at the casino
    19%
17. 
    Tractor Daddy

    Mow all three lawns in a single shift
    22%
18. 
    DIY Master

    Complete the puzzle
    17%
19. 
    1K Run

    Run 1000 meters on the treadmill
    11%
20. 
    2.5K Run

    Run 2500 meters on the treadmill
    3.9%
21. 
    5K Run

    Run 5000 meters on the treadmill
    0.9%
22. 
    10K Run

    Run 10,000 meters on the treadmill
    0.5%
23. 
    Heartbreaker

    Talk to every character on Binder
    16%
24. 
    Picasso

    Sell your first painting
    34%
25. 
    What a Nightmare!

    Defeat your nightmare
    48%
26. 
    First Pee

    Take a pee
    49%
27. 
    First Poop

    Take a poop
    41%
28. 
    How Can I Help You?

    Go to therapy
    33%
29. 
    Protection Money

    Pay your first rent
    13%
30. 
    Cleanup, Cleanup…

    Clean the basement
    28%
31. 
    Green Reaper

    Harvest your first crop
    16%
32. 
    Dealer

    Sell your first pack
    18%
33. 
    Einstein

    Calculate 2+2 on the calculator
    4.1%
34. 
    Hacker

    Execute any command in Commander
    6.6%
35. 
    Amen!

    Complete the church service without catching a single bread
    15%
36. 
    Recycling

    Finish your sorting shift without missing any trash
    13%
37. 
    Family First

    Don’t snitch on your mom when talking to ZeroByte
    20%
38. 
    Stand-up Citizen

    Stand up to the police officer at the station
    13%
39. 
    Collector

    Buy every smoke game
    14%
40. 
    Token Hustler

    Exchange your chips for cash at the casino
    13%
41. 
    Fit on Paper

    Sign up for the gym
    33%
42. 
    Starvin’!

    Reach a critically low hunger level
    31%
43. 
    Hard Work Pays Off

    Get your first job
    34%
44. 
    First Day on the Job

    Survive your first day at work
    17%
45. 
    Mommy’s Boy

    Don’t move out from your mom’s place
    5.5%
46. 
    I’m Back!

    Earn enough money to move out
    5.6%
47. 
    Shopaholic

    Buy every item on Alfazon
    0.4%
48. 
    Platinum Nerd

    Unlock all previous achievements
    0.4%
49. 
    Stubborn Mervin

    Stand up to your mom in the first conversation
    19%
50. 
    Fighter

    Win the fight against El Chupacabra
    24%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 50 of them.