Miscreated

1. 
   Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

   Cool guys don't look at them.
   2.2%
2. 
   Tripped On A Curb

   Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
   16%
3. 
   Working On Your Tan

   I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
   2.2%
4. 
   Leaking Like A Sieve

   It's just a flesh wound!
   19%
5. 
   Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

   A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
   6.9%
6. 
   Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

   You think hunger is a game?
   5.1%
7. 
   Expecting A Third Arm?

   Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
   6.2%
8. 
   Trust Me, I'm An Architect

   Somebody call OSHA.
   3.1%
9. 
   250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

   If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
   1.2%
10. 
    Patch It Up

    Can we fix it? Yes we can!
    4.7%
11. 
    Harder, Better, Stronger

    And it didn't cost six million dollars.
    4.8%
12. 
    You Shall Not Pass

    Full Metal Barracks
    5.6%
13. 
    Helping Hand

    Medic!
    5.3%
14. 
    We All Need A Friend Like You

    No description published.
    1.1%
15. 
    New Vocation

    No description published.
    0.2%
16. 
    An Apple A Day

    No description published.
    2.8%
17. 
    With Last Breath

    One foot in the grave.
    6.1%
18. 
    A Long Way To Go

    So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
    1.2%
19. 
    Long Distance Relationship

    Alright kid, don't get cocky.
    0.3%
20. 
    Has To Be A Lucky Shot

    Hacker
    0.0%
21. 
    The Things We Do

    No description published.
    12%
22. 
    Fisticuffs

    No description published.
    2.1%
23. 
    American Nutcase

    Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
    0.1%
24. 
    Cock Fight

    That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
    1.4%
25. 
    Size Doesn't Matter

    Fifteen rounds with Drago.
    0.5%
26. 
    Mr. Clean

    You really mopped his clock.
    2.3%
27. 
    I Got The Remedy

    No description published.
    21%
28. 
    Guinea Pig

    No description published.
    0.1%
29. 
    Moneybags

    Dive into that vault of coins!
    0.7%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 29 of them.