If you’ve found your way here, you may have already herd the good news - Goat Simulator Remastered has been announced at Gamescom Opening Night Live, and it launches this year! The greatest simulation game known to man and goat returns - with familiar caprine chaos, upgraded graphics and lighting, many intentional features that definitely aren’t bugs, and fan-favourite DLC, all in one package.…
#MakeSpaceGreatAgain. Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator released a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underw…
Hey goats! Today we launch Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, a brand new DLC made in a collab with OVERKILL. You'll be living the lives of Valentino Salmi, Dolph Spaghetti, Don Pastrami & Humphrey Ciabatta! Check out the trailer below Features · Do Pranks, Get Paid. · FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie. · PRANKNET - The static contract database. · Drive Car…
New expansion on its way to Goat Simulator Right when you thought enough was enough, Right when you thought topping a fake MMO expansion was tough We know you’re thinking Goat Simulator is getting old But today comes something new and Super Secret for you to behold Straight out of the creative butt that is Coffee Stain This following Youtube video is now officially starting the hype train Well…
We just pushed out a new free update! GoatBread adds much more bread into your goat experience. Through secret rites, you may become a slice of bread, a toaster, or maybe even a french goat. Just don't go to the BBQ in GoatVille. Enjoy yourselves, goats!
Patch notes for v1.3.42504 · Texture streaming! woohoo! This means big memory savings. · Better mod support (you’re welcome Geneosis). And thank you btw. · All mods should now work on Mac/Linux · Greatly decreased workshop item size · Delete Local content should now work. · Better Mac and Linux optimization. · Interp Actor optimization. · Cull Distance optimization. · Some other random optimiza…
That’s right. GoatZ is the latest DLC for Goat Simulator and it will be the only survival game on Steam that isn’t in Early Access!* *not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right? Watch the official trailer here: Features -Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it -Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun her…
Greetings goats! You might be wondering why your Steam client is magically updating Goat Simulator. The answer is of course that we just released a new patch! We've fixed a lot of issues, mainly achievement bugs, quests that didn't work, but we've also added some new achievements and you'll also be able to use the inventory as a mutator on the first two maps as well! Here are the full patch not…
The Goat MMO Simulator expansion has now been patched in for free to the base game. If you own Goat Simulator, it'll start downloading automatically. If you don't own Goat Simulator, then now is the perfect time to buy the game. if it doesn't start downloading automatically, restart Steam and it'll work! Enjoy! Here's the trailer for the new Goat MMO Simulator patch: And here's the feature list…
Hi! As you might know, Goat MMO Simulator will be a completely free update for everyone who owns Goat Simulator, and will be patched into the base game. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the trailer: This means that the current Goat MMO Simulator storepage is pretty unnecessary (right now we're just keeping it there to show you guys the trailer, screenshots, new features,…
(Mac)Special characters in the steam profile name no longer cause a black screen with the beach-ball of death. · Gamepad support fixed. · (Mac)The mouse is captured correctly at startup. · The mouse is contained within the screens boundaries. · Reset keybindings now works. · You can now get the Involuntary QA achievement if the game crashes! · The Flappy Goat's hitbox is unchanged. Enjoy!
Hey goats! The long awaited Mac and Linux ports are now finally availalble for everyone to enjoy. We've been working long and hard to make them happen, but now they're finally here. The ports might still have a few issues but we will work hard to fix them asap. Please file any issues on the Steam forum or directly to our porter Ryan Gordon ( @icculus ) at his bugzilla .
Fixed hitbox on flappy goat · Fixed some borked achievements like "GoatBuilt" etc. · Worked on super secret things · Fixed some borked quests. · Shrek is love · Shrek is life · Assorted bugfixes · Made hitbox on flappy goat worse again
Added local splitscreen multiplayer · Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section · The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old · Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t. · Added more goats · Isn’t this kid super cute? · Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue. · Added more powers · Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat ·…
ATTENTION GOATS A lot of you have been asking for DLCs for Goat Simulator. However, since you can already download content for free from the workshop, we would feel bad charging for DLC, so we decided to do free updates instead! Patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator will be adding a whole new playable map, local splitscreen multiplayer, new achievements, new goats, more optimization, and even new featur…
This is the frontier of modern Goat Simulation. You can now be a goat. /Coffee Stain Studios
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