Date Everything!

1. 
   Awakened

   Awaken A Dateable Object Using the Dateviators
   97%
2. 
   Awakenings

   Awaken 10 Base Game Dateables
   88%
3. 
   Crowd Control

   Awaken 50 Base Game Dateables
   39%
4. 
   Caught Them All

   Awaken All Base Game Dateables
   6.9%
5. 
   Terrapin Drop

   Bring a Turtle to Life
   0.5%
6. 
   Matchmaker

   Obtain Five Matches
   0.3%
7. 
   Seance Is GoldenSecret

   Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
   15%
8. 
   Five Per Cent for Nothing

   Complete the First Day
   95%
9. 
   Boss Form

   Defeat the Final Boss
   5.5%
10. 
    UnderworldSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    54%
11. 
    It'll Be Worth Something Someday

    Find 200 Collectables
    9.8%
12. 
    Lore Than You Bargained For

    Find 50 Collectables
    40%
13. 
    Finders Keepers

    Find a Collectable
    96%
14. 
    Inanimal ControlSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    17%
15. 
    You Can Pet the Smog

    Pet the Bunny
    11%
16. 
    Relate Everything

    Get All Base Game Friend Endings in One Playthrough
    0.2%
17. 
    Hate Everything

    Get All Base Game Hate Endings in One Playthrough
    0.2%
18. 
    Mate Everything

    Get All Base Game Love Endings in One Playthrough
    0.5%
19. 
    From Great HeightsSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.0%
20. 
    Thanks for Your PurchaseSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.3%
21. 
    Collection Complete

    Find All Base Game Collectables
    0.1%
22. 
    These Walls Could TalkSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    2.1%
23. 
    Do No HarmSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    14%
24. 
    Game Over

    Die
    1.8%
25. 
    Boxing Day

    Examine All Boxes.
    3.1%
26. 
    Graphic DepictionsSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    2.0%
27. 
    Touch GrassSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    19%
28. 
    Speed Run

    Left the House During the First Day
    5.5%
29. 
    Glitch CitySecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    2.1%
30. 
    Empty NestSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    1.2%
31. 
    Half In, Half OutSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    5.9%
32. 
    Just Beginning to RealizeSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    12%
33. 
    Most and LiesteSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    3.6%
34. 
    Adventure TimeSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    22%
35. 
    Total DorkSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    10%
36. 
    Sweet ToothSecret

    Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
    9.4%
37. 
    Consummate Professional

    When given the choice, choose physical affection with every dateable.
    0.1%
38. 
    Smarty Pants

    Achieve 100 Smarts
    6.8%
39. 
    Human Cucumber

    Achieve 100 Poise
    7.2%
40. 
    Seer of Souls

    Achieve 100 Empathy
    7.9%
41. 
    Pizzazzster

    Achieve 100 Charm
    6.4%
42. 
    Sassy Chap

    Achieve 100 Sass
    7.1%

Names, descriptions and icons are the game’s own, as Steam publishes them; the share is how many owners have unlocked each, from Steam's global figures for 42 of them.