h8machine
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A permanent record of every observed change.
Playing now
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All-time peak
112 Sep 2026
A permanent record of every observed change.
| Status | Key | Previous value | New value |
|---|---|---|---|
| Added | 100cash | — | (This achievement does not constitute financial advice) — Win a fight with 100$ or more. |
| Added | 100hp | — | Touching Grass — Win a fight with full brain. |
| Added | 10Posts | — | SHUT IT — Win with 10+ posts in play. |
| Added | 5hp | — | Touching Cloth — Win a fight with almost no brain. |
| Added | Janny | — | He's watching. — You won against the Janny. |
| Added | NoDrama | — | No theatrics — You won against NoDrama. |
| Added | Victimancer | — | Professional Offender — You won against the Victimancer. |
| Added | Winner | — | This just proves me right though... — You won against the Winner. |
| Added | achi_1 | — | Great taste in vidya, king. — You opened h8machine. |
| Added | achi_tutorial | — | how do i play card???? — You finished the tutorial. |
| Added | ascend1 | — | Average Trap Enthusiast — Beat Challenge LVL 1 (without easy mode). |
| Added | ascend2 | — | Average Bot Lover — Beat Challenge LVL 2 (without easy mode). |