Jay's Walkin'

1. 
   Ascend HumanitySecret

   Steam withholds the description of a secret achievement.
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2. 
   Jay's Runnin'

   Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
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3. 
   Jay's Talkin'

   Listen to the entire intro monologue.
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