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10 Jan 2022
NewsQuick crash fix for tablet drivers.———Game update
Game update · published 10 Jan 2022, 02:02:25 UTC
Quick crash fix for tablet drivers.
Godot tries to load tablet drivers, which can sometimes be unstable. This is a small windows update to skip loading the tablet drivers so they should never crash the game.
NewsInstead of just quitting, now you can RAGE QUIT!———In-game event
In-game event · published 18 Aug 2021, 06:44:19 UTC
Instead of just quitting, now you can RAGE QUIT!
Hope those of you who found the exploit have gotten your golden loops, because that should be fixed, now! · Fixed triggers triggering where the loop was before a restart. · Partial Spanish translation (Thanks, Yūrei!) · Fixed wrong icon showing up in the task bar. · Fixed loop getting stuck in lollipop if you quit the game where the lollipop spawns. · Voice lines continue to trigger if you make…
In-game event · published 11 Aug 2021, 23:29:23 UTC
I'm a Sucker for Puns
I felt the part after the fake finish line was a little unfair, so I added a temporary blocker to give players a second chance, but once it's hit, it's "So long, sucker!" Like, literally, it's a sucker. And it's so long. Because I had to be more horrible while making things less horrible to maintain balance in the universe. Other things in this build: · Translation updates for Portugese (Brazil…
NewsI hope this update gets a Brazilian new players!———In-game event
In-game event · published 5 Aug 2021, 03:57:47 UTC
I hope this update gets a Brazilian new players!
Big thanks to Kauã, Combine (Bob), and Cold for translating the subtitles and menus! I wasn't planning to attempt to localize this game because it has so many puns, but they gave it a great shot! Here's what's new in this build: · Localization support for Portuguese (Brazil) · Localization support for French · Added icons to Play, Resume, Settings, Restart, and Quit buttons to help people navig…
NewsCan you expect more bad puns with this update?———In-game event
In-game event · published 28 Jul 2021, 10:54:35 UTC
Can you expect more bad puns with this update?
Fixed some bugs, added some landmarks to help reduce confusion, and added more bad jokes to help increase confusion. · Added an end screen with a summary of time taken and paint cans collected. · Smoke and soda can landmarks to help people figure out where they are after falling down. · In addition to "camera goop", "camera loop", and "camera average", there's a "camera freeze" console command,…
NewsGoop Loop Rolls Out of Early Access———Steam news
Steam news · published 21 Jul 2021, 04:00:29 UTC
Goop Loop Rolls Out of Early Access
Since Goop Loop was launched in Early Access back in 2020, features and content were continuously added, such as more obstacles to overcome, improved art assets, unlockable loops and goop colors, customizable controls, and a ton of new lines of dialogue that will make even the dadliest dad sigh. For launch, an intro cinematic was created to completely clarify the origin of the goop, and definit…
In-game event · published 14 Jul 2021, 23:45:39 UTC
Introducing: Introducing!
It's been a while since I've posted an update, because creating this intro cinematic took longer than I expected. "Just throw some moving images around and add some sounds. How long could that take?" The answer, as with most things game development related, is "way too long." Several people were curious about the backstory of the goop. This new intro cinematic should answer all those questions,…
Got some feedback that the camera might be better centered on the loop, so I added a console command to test it. You can press ~ then type "camera loop", "camera goop" or "camera average" to focus on the loop, goop, or average of the two (default behavior) respectively. Also reduced the volume of the "Goop Loop!" intro and fixed some bugs with the face occasionally showing the wrong eyes or brows.
Didn't finish the intro cinematic I was working on, so this is just a small update with some eyebrows to make the goop more expressive! There are also a couple bug fixes with triggers and color selection if you have more than 1 page worth of goop colors.
NewsI've got my head in the clouds.———In-game event
In-game event · published 21 Apr 2021, 11:40:19 UTC
I've got my head in the clouds.
The sky's the limit for this update! Actually, it's not. I updated more than just the sky. In addition to creating a new sky background with parallax clouds that move at different rates, I've also fixed a bug with the input remapping if you happen to remap the controller sticks for whatever reason. The UI for selecting goop and loop colors has been improved, and there's even a new achievement f…
NewsU & I together make a nice user interface.———In-game event
In-game event · published 7 Apr 2021, 11:26:16 UTC
U & I together make a nice user interface.
Here's something rare. A normal changelog list: · Gave the menus a visual overhaul so they look a little less like the rushed temp assets they were. · Updated the icon with a happy goop! · Fixed parts of the goop getting stuck outside of the loop when the physics forces are too extreme. · More VO lines. · Dropped default sound volume levels -4db.
NewsYo, Dawg, I Heard You Like Achievements———In-game event
In-game event · published 31 Mar 2021, 11:44:57 UTC
Yo, Dawg, I Heard You Like Achievements
Yeah, many of the achievements are patronizing, like giving you an achievement for getting over the first tiny hill, then giving you an achievement for getting that achievement, but it's Goop Loop. What do you expect? There are some more challenging achievements too, though, like getting the golden loop or juggling a paint bucket.
NewsPerhaps fewer people will be blocked from finishing, now.———In-game event
In-game event · published 24 Mar 2021, 08:32:15 UTC
Perhaps fewer people will be blocked from finishing, now.
I guess I'm trying to reduce gamer's block? In doing so, I've introduced writer's block trying to think of something clever for this update. In short, the blocks are also... short. They have different colors, too! And different sounds when you hit the higher ones. The low ones go "boop", and the high ones go "ᵇᵒᵒᵖ". As usual, there are some new voice lines as well to hopefully keep you entertai…
In-game event · published 17 Mar 2021, 13:55:46 UTC
Background? Check!
Sometimes you spend all day doing one seemingly very small thing. This was one of those days. All that's new in the update is some hills in the background. But, hey, the game looks marginally better, hopefully! There's some other stuff from a previous update that I never got around to posting news for, though: - Boop sounds for bouncing off of things in the areas that play homage to some classi…
NewsCustom configurations are key!———In-game event
In-game event · published 3 Mar 2021, 11:37:03 UTC
Custom configurations are key!
Want to jump with the Q key? Knock yourself out! Want to move left and right with the mouse buttons for some bizarre challenge? Go for it! Want to bind the quick restart button right next to your movement keys, so when you smash the keyboard in frustration, you completely restart to make yourself even more frustrated? Have at it! Keys and controller buttons are now fully customizable, and there…
NewsBe proud of your color collection!———In-game event
In-game event · published 24 Feb 2021, 11:41:09 UTC
Be proud of your color collection!
If you collect all the paint buckets and reach the finish, you'll unlock a very colorful rainbow loop! It's amazing how such a seemingly simple feature can take so much time to implement. Just know that I, the developer, suffer just as much as the players. There are some more voice lines to either add to or alleviate that suffering as well.
In-game event · published 17 Feb 2021, 14:38:07 UTC
Goopdemic: Shock and Terror
The goop became a lot more expressive this update. You might get a smile if you actually succeed. You'll probably subsequently get a shocked, horrified face as you fall back down. This has really just been a goop cosmetic update. New eyes, a mouth, and a range of emotions will make it harder to blame the goop for your mistakes. I also fixed an issue with the goop shrinking a bit while in the ai…
NewsPrices are rising. Invest in GPLP now!———Community
Community · published 10 Feb 2021, 12:41:32 UTC
Prices are rising. Invest in GPLP now!
This will likely be the last update before the price increases. Paying so little for so much suffering is almost more criminal than insider trading! Initially, I planned to just spend a couple months, get the game done, leave it super cheap, and move on, but I've continued to add a bunch of stuff to it, and I have many more ideas, so I'd like to continue updating it. Just being completely candi…
NewsLook at those cute, little eyes!———In-game event
In-game event · published 3 Feb 2021, 12:05:04 UTC
Look at those cute, little eyes!
Have you been screaming in frustration at a blob of goop? Now, maybe, you'll feel guilty about it. Just look at that cute little guy. LOOK AT HIM! He's trying his best, OK? You should try your best, too. In addition to cute eyes, the goop blushes after farting. These are the kinds of high-priority tasks I need to finish before the game can get out of early access. I'm pretty sure that feature,…
NewsHave your ears started bleeding from my horrible jokes?———In-game event
In-game event · published 27 Jan 2021, 09:59:41 UTC
Have your ears started bleeding from my horrible jokes?
Subtitles, so you don't miss bad puns, even if you want to. · More voice lines for you to groan at. · A sound that really blows when you hit the windy section. · Decided to leaf some new objects there, too. · Increased downward acceleration and reduced the upward acceleration (Y be negative when going up?) · Censor the credits for my own safety when somebody screws up really badly and ends up b…
NewsNow the Goop Sweats as Much as You!———In-game event
In-game event · published 13 Jan 2021, 12:00:07 UTC
Now the Goop Sweats as Much as You!
Are you tired of your palms sweating during an intense session of Goop Loop while the goop looks calm and collected? Probably not, but I made the goop sweat anyway. It should make it more obvious when the goop is tired and can't jump as far, plus what's more beautiful than sweat streaming off of a blob of goop? It's a small update, but makes room for bigger updates in the future. · Sweaty goop.…
NewsBreaking Out Into a New Level Area———Major update
Major update · published 6 Jan 2021, 14:13:15 UTC
Breaking Out Into a New Level Area
Did you feel you weren't tormented enough before? No worries! There are even more painful obstacles to pass before reaching the finish line now. · Blocked section is... still blocked, but you can break the blocks, which is good, because the finish line moved beyond that area. · Another section playing homage to the classics + zero gravity! · Possibly the worst puns you've ever heard. · Some min…
In-game event · published 31 Dec 2020, 08:20:50 UTC
Warning: Narrator Trolling Ahead
- Some more voice lines and other trolls when you fall down gaps. - I'll also complement you when you take a particular shortcut. Don't get your hopes up too much, though. - You can do more than just turn me on in the sound settings. - Timer also had an issue where it could only be turned on. That's fixed. - I haven't forgotten the fist. Extending punching glove has been visually improved. Soon…
In-game event · published 23 Dec 2020, 08:33:11 UTC
Loop Look Now Customizable
Here's a list of what's new with this update: · Unlocked loops are saved and can now be selected from the menu. · UI now has a more sketchy appearance (to reflect the underlying sketchy code that displays it). · Game data saves if you quit not using the menu (ex: rage slamming Alt-F4). · Fixed an occasional crash related to resetting. Maybe. · Formatted the time display to look a little nicer.
NewsNo more starting with the golden loop if you didn't earn it.———Game update
Game update · published 17 Dec 2020, 15:38:18 UTC
No more starting with the golden loop if you didn't earn it.
I fixed a bug where you'd start with the golden loop when playing for the first time. Consider that a special deal if you played for the first time recently and got yourself a golden loop. I'll let you keep it for the moment. Maybe brag to your friends about it and challenge them to get the golden loop. Show them who the REAL hardcore gamer is! The level has also been extended a bit, but it's n…
In-game event · published 9 Dec 2020, 09:12:04 UTC
A Golden Loopportunity!
Can you manage to unlock the golden loop? Based on forum suggestions, the loop will now change color depending on how quickly you complete the level. Might want to try to get it now before the level is extended and it becomes even more difficult!
In-game event · published 5 Dec 2020, 07:13:59 UTC
A Colorful History!
Happen to get a really nice goop color and wish you could go back to it? Now you can! Well, if you get that color after this update, that is. There are also some new voice lines for enabling/disabling narration and adjusting the narration volume as well as other minor tweaks.
In-game event · published 25 Nov 2020, 07:23:27 UTC
Now a Little Loopier.
People will likely be stuck in the loop for a long time, so now there's lots to listen to! The level has been extended slightly beyond that as well. Also made some tweaks to how the goop tires out with some additional visual feedback to hopefully make movement a little easier.
It was possible to just repeatedly spam jump near the front of the loop, kind of trivializing the movement mechanic. Now spamming jump "tires out" the goop, making jump spamming less effective. This shouldn't impact normal movement. Only spamming multiple jumps per second. Thanks to PaleBlueZebra for pointing this out!