HELLCARD

1. 
   Winner

   Win a run
   64%
2. 
   Winner Winner

   Win 5 runs
   25%
3. 
   Winner Winner Duck Dinner

   Win 15 runs
   6.5%
4. 
   That Was Quick

   Win a run under 60 minutes
   29%
5. 
   Rush Hour

   Win a run under 45 minutes
   15%
6. 
   No Time To Explain

   Win a run under 30 minutes
   4.4%
7. 
   Miniboss Slayer

   Defeat all minibosses
   26%
8. 
   Pope Slayer

   Defeat Antipope
   51%
9. 
   Demon Slayer

   Defeat Archdemon
   46%
10. 
    All Outta Bubblegum

    Win a battle in the first turn
    38%
11. 
    Team Work

    Deal 50 damage in one turn as a team.
    80%
12. 
    Small Army

    Deal 100 damage in one turn as a team.
    71%
13. 
    Steamrollers

    Deal 200 damage in one turn as a team.
    53%
14. 
    Give and Take

    Have 128 block.
    27%
15. 
    Tit for tat

    Have 1k block.
    13%
16. 
    Squid Pro Quo

    Have 32k block.
    8.9%
17. 
    The Hobbyist

    Unlock all cards and artifacts for 1 class.
    24%
18. 
    The Antiquarian

    Unlock all cards and artifacts for 2 classes.
    10%
19. 
    The Collector

    Unlock all cards and artifacts for 3 classes.
    5.8%
20. 
    Dandy

    Wear 5 different outfits in battles.
    28%
21. 
    Sharp Dressed

    Wear 10 different outfits in battles.
    9.1%
22. 
    The Trend Setter

    Wear 15 different outfits in battles.
    4.1%
23. 
    High Status

    During a battle have more status cards in your deck than all other types combined.
    8.0%
24. 
    Lightweight Baby

    Have all of your cards in hand cost at least 3 mana (at least 5 cards).
    1.1%
25. 
    Watch This

    Have all of your cards in hand cost 0 mana (at least 5 cards).
    41%
26. 
    The Best Defence

    Build deck consisting only of Attack cards.
    3.3%
27. 
    Mad Skills

    Build deck consisting only of Skill cards.
    2.5%
28. 
    The Leader

    Build deck consisting only of Influence cards.
    0.9%
29. 
    But A Scratch

    Start a battle with 1HP and survive.
    12%
30. 
    Krankenwagen

    Start a battle with 1 HP and exit it with full health.
    1.2%
31. 
    Lone Wolf

    Win a run without companions.
    2.7%
32. 
    No gems, no problems

    Win a run without getting any gemstones.
    0.9%
33. 
    Untouchable

    Win a run without losing any HP.
    2.7%
34. 
    Travel Light

    Win a run without taking any artifacts.
    1.3%
35. 
    Constant

    Win a run without adding or removing any cards to your deck.
    1.0%
36. 
    Plague Doctor

    Die due to rotten damage.
    23%
37. 
    Overkill

    Play a Starter card using a Stamina Burst.
    21%
38. 
    Powertrain

    Replay 5 cards using Stamina Burst in a single turn.
    7.1%
39. 
    All Right

    Win a run taking all rightside paths on the map.
    2.8%
40. 
    Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

    Win final boss fight during first turn.
    7.5%
41. 
    Empty Handed

    Win a battle having 2 or less cards in deck.
    1.2%
42. 
    Goldrush

    In a single adventure screen upgrade a Starter Card to a Legendary.
    0.6%
43. 
    Bullet Dodger

    Win a run without getting any block.
    1.4%
44. 
    Call an Ambulance

    Kill an enemy while having at least 10 Weak influence stacked.
    4.5%
45. 
    Mr. Wolf

    Take no damage in a turn in which 3 heroes are supposed to die.
    22%
46. 
    Rube Bronzeberg

    Have a team member play at least 15 cards during one turn and deal no damage.
    16%
47. 
    Rube Silverberg

    Have 2 team members play at least 15 cards each during one turn and deal no damage.
    2.1%
48. 
    Rube Goldberg

    Have 3 team members play at least 15 cards each during one turn and deal no damage.
    0.7%
49. 
    Goliath

    Reach 50 max HP.
    18%
50. 
    Did We Win?

    Die alongside with all the monsters.
    50%
51. 
    Know Your Limits

    Win a battle with Antipope without ever reaching card limit.
    12%
52. 
    True Pacifist

    Win a run with the Pacifist Torment modifier without killing any monster.
    0.7%
53. 
    That was close!

    Win a run with every player having 1HP at the end.
    1.4%
54. 
    Better to Make Sure

    Have a monster frozen and stunned at the same time.
    52%
55. 
    My deck has no pathetic cards

    At any point, have at least 35 cards in your deck.
    4.0%
56. 
    One for All

    Win a match when all other players had fallen.
    35%
57. 
    All for One

    Win a match dead.
    49%
58. 
    A Consolation Prize

    Gamble away the last gem.
    57%
59. 
    Golden

    Have only legendary cards in your deck.
    8.0%
60. 
    An Arrow to the Knee

    Die to an archer while playing a Warrior
    12%
61. 
    Torment Curious

    Win run with Torment 1.
    27%
62. 
    Torment Regular

    Win a run with Torment 10.
    3.4%
63. 
    Torment Aficionado

    Win a run with Torment 20.
    0.8%
64. 
    Unending

    Reach floor 13 in Endless Mode
    22%
65. 
    Infinite

    Reach floor 19 in Endless Mode
    18%
66. 
    Eternal

    Reach floor 25 in Endless Mode
    14%
67. 
    Cook Slayer

    Defeat Cook
    42%
68. 
    Generalist

    Have 4 different contraptions at the same time
    18%
69. 
    Senior Generalist

    Have 8 different contraptions at the same time
    0.9%
70. 
    Master Generalist

    Have 12 different contraptions at the same time
    0.4%
71. 
    Automated Demolition

    Deal 15 damage via contraptions in 1 turn
    27%
72. 
    Automated Carnage

    Deal 25 damage via contraptions in 1 turn
    24%
73. 
    Automated Apocalypse

    Deal 50 damage via contraptions in 1 turn
    18%
74. 
    Screws Heap

    Gain 100 screws
    29%
75. 
    Screws Hill

    Gain 500 screws
    19%
76. 
    Screw Everest

    Gain 1000 screws
    14%
77. 
    Backyard Generator

    Have 6 cores at the same time.
    13%
78. 
    Power Plant

    Have 12 cores at the same time.
    6.1%
79. 
    The Sun

    Have 20 cores at the same time.
    3.8%
80. 
    AI Master

    Win a battle dealing damage only through Contraptions
    6.3%
81. 
    AI Overlord

    Win a run dealing damage only through Contraptions
    0.8%
82. 
    Ask questions later

    Kill a monster with a contraption in the first turn
    28%
83. 
    Against the grain

    Win a run as a tinkerer with no contraptions in deck
    2.2%

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