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| Community | Rerecording 16th Century Music for a 21st Century Comedy Game Every year when it's Spotify Wrapped time, I'm always excited to go through the little process with all of my friends-- only to realize that the thing I've listened to most is some game soundtrack, because video game OSTs on loop soothe and relax my troubled mind. Well, for those of us who have an unhealthy addiction to OSTs just like that, there's a pretty peculiar soundtrack coming up on the… | — | |
| Community | Celebrating 10 Years of Akupara Games Hey saints and sinners, Next month we are kicking off our 10 year anniversary and we are celebrating with our first annual Akupara Direct, hosted by Alpha Beta Gamer . Immortal John Triptych is joining the Akupara Direct where we will be streaming and talking about multiple games! I’m sure there will be some Immortal John Triptych shenanigans going on throughout the Direct. We will be streaming… | — | |
| Esports | The Immortal John Triptych is officially releasing on August 27th! Hey sinners, The Immortal John Triptych is officially releasing on August 27th! If you’re a true guffawing gamer, then I would recommend checking out our flippantly silly game, The Immortal John Triptych ! The Immortal John Triptych brings Four Last Things , The Procession to Calvary , and Death of the Reprobate together under one complete package with never-before-seen bonus features, deleted… | — | |
| Community | Immortal John Triptych Reveal Hey sinners and saints, I’m happy to introduce the Immortal John Triptych ! The Immortal John Triptych brings Four Last Things , The Procession to Calvary , and Death of the Reprobate together under one complete package! This isn’t just a merging of the three games, this is never-before-seen bonus features, deleted scenes, and a QoL facelift! Check out the Immortal John Triptych here! The Immor… | — | |
| Community | Akupara Games Publishing The Procession to Calvary Hey sinners and saints, I’m the community manager of Akupara Games and I’m the holy messenger boy here to announce that Akupara Games is publishing The Procession to Calvary as well as the rest of Joe Richardson’s collection. -riv otter | — | |
| Esports | Death of the Reprobate is OUT NOW! The third (and FINAL) installment of the Immortal John Triptych, spiritual successor to Four Last Things and The Procession to Calvary, is now available! Go go go! | — | |
| Community | The Triptych is almost complete! 🎶🎺Hear ye, hear ye!🎺🎶 Death of the Reprobate, the third and final instalment of the Immortal John Triptych, will be released on November 7th 2024! It's been a long old 4-and-a-bit years. I am withered to a husk. But it's almost done. Death of the Reprobate will finally come to Steam on November 7th 2024! Praise your lord and sharpen your sword, it's time for another Renaissanc-y adventure!… | — | |
| Community | Death of the Reprobate Demo - Available Now! The title says it all really. I made a little demo for Death of the Reprobate and it's available for the next week as part of Next Fest. This demo is unfortunately only available for Windows, and is not yet translated into any of the proposed additional languages. Otherwise it's basically a slightly janky version of the first couple of puzzles in the game, with a few snarky meta demo comments t… | — | |
| Major update | Murder Your Foes in 4 New Languages! Bonjour, Hola, Olá and Hallo! The Procession to Calvary now includes French, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese and German subtitles. This update also adds an optional text background to improve readability, and fixes the 'two books' bug from the Mac a Linux builds. Hopefully it doesn't also break a bunch of stuff at the same time. Fingers crossed! :) Joe | — | |
| In-game event | Trading Cards! Do you like Trading Cards? Cos' if you like Trading Cards I have some good news for you vis-à-vis Trading Cards - The Procession to Calvary (previously devoid of Trading Cards) now features Trading Cards!! What a lovely day for fans of Trading Cards! | — | |
| Community | Death of the Reprobate 'Coming Soon'! Huzzah! Death of the Reprobate - the third and final instalment of the Immortal John Triptych – is coming to Steam. Find out more and view the new teaser trailer (and don't forget to hit the wishlist button!) here - :) | — | |
| Community | The Procession to Calvary in Now Available on Consoles The Procession to Calvary is now available on Nintendo Switch and Xbox, and will arrive on PlayStation later this week. So, eh, if you want to play The Procession to Calvary on Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week), GOOD NEWS! - If you search for The Procession to Calvary on your Nintendo Switch or Xbox or PlayStation (later this week) you will be able to download and play Th… | — | |
| Community | Happy Birthday to The Procession to Calvary! The Procession to Calvary is 1 year old today! We have a huge celebration planned, including a new patch, a GIANT GIVEAWAY and... Wait... Where's the cake? Did you bring the cake? Dude, you were supposed to bring the cake! I did EVERYTHING! Do you have ANY IDEA how long this GIF took to render!? I can't believe you forgot the cake! The ONE THING I asked you to do! I've had enough of this! Forge… | — | |
| Steam news | The Procession to Calvary is OUT NOW! Huzzah! The time is finally upon us! The Procession to Calvary is now available for you to purchase on Steam, with a 10% discount for the next week. Dust off your inventories and sharpen your sabres, it's time for a new adventure! If you haven't yet played Four Last Things, never fear! The Procession to Calvary is set in the same world as Four Last Things, and features a few recurring character… | — |
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