Rules for Thee · published
Rules for Thee is out now on Steam for $4.99 USD.
You're dead. This is not the problem. The problem is staffing.Your own admission has been deferred, the binder is on the desk, and there is already a queue. Welcome to the Department.H2: WHAT THE POSITION INVOLVES
Judge the dead: read each life, compare the record with the soul's testimony, and spend your limited enquiries carefully.
Bring down the stamp: ASCEND, PURGATORY, DESCEND, or REFER UPSTAIRS.
Follow a rulebook that rewrites itself: new standing orders arrive mid-shift, and old rules are struck out after you've already used them.
Live with the Kingdom you build: admit too freely and paradise curdles. Refuse too many and it becomes immaculate, orderly, and empty.
Watch for irregularities: some applicants are liars, some are demons, and some are not souls at all. Their paperwork is generally excellent.
A Note from Management:
Thank you for reporting for duty. If you enjoy your service, a review on the store page helps the Department more than any memo could. If you find a problem, file it in the Steam discussions and it will be processed promptly. (Promptly by mortal standards.)Stamp firmly. Remain within your allotted enquiries.