Penis Bird · published · build 26021060
Your bird has flown thousands of miles, dodged everything nature could throw at it, and fed a nest full of screaming chicks. It deserves to look fabulous doing it.
Introducing THE BOUDOIR: a dressing room for your bird, right on the main menu. Step onto the stage, try things on, and watch your bird flap around in its new look before you take it into the sky.
Everything you wear flies with you. Hats get knocked clean off when you crash. Scarves stream in the wind. Your earring swings with every flap.
Your wing colours have moved into the Boudoir too, so your whole look lives in one place.
At the end of every run, your points turn into Boudoir Bucks. Gold coins pour out of your score (don't worry, your score stays right where it is), the counter spins and the till goes CHA-CHING!
Spend your bucks in the Boudoir. One item in every category is free to start, and the rest range from 150 bucks for everyday wear to 2,500 for the true luxury pieces. Can't decide? Try anything on before you buy it.
When you've saved up enough for something new, a little gold coin appears on the Boudoir button on the main menu, so you'll never miss a shopping trip.
The Boudoir has its own theme song. It plays while you shop, and it's in the Jukebox as track 7. It's also on the official soundtrack.
Go get dressed. The sky is your runway.
Strut on,
Stank