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CUCKOLD SIMULATOR version 1.3 update is here. This may be the last update unless sales numbers start to pick up again. Help.

Performance Overhaul

- Full performance and optimization sweep. Game should run significantly smoother now. Hopefully this will reduce the refund rate from third-worlders with weak PCs buying my game.

New Look

- Brand new look for the entire game. Better or worse what do we think chat? Old look is available as a toggle in the options menu.

New Smartphone

- Many apps to use. Maybe you can hit a bag on dump.fun and bail out Tyrone.

New Chinatown Arcade Games

- Crossy Border and The Claw are now both playable.

Other New Stuff

- Weather system added

- New side event: Lunar New Year (month of January)

- New game for the Wintendo Snitch, Digital Bitch, sold at GameSlop.

- New Items: Gold Crown

- New Achievement: Citizenship

- New options in video/audio menu

- Unstuck button added in title screen options menu

- Added a recovery button on title screen after a certain event because most of you were too stupid to figure out how the backup system worked.

Bug Fixes

- The laptop's web browser now uses Steam's built-in browser, should work better now.

- Inventory saves are written to a temporary file first and only then swapped in, so the game being killed mid-save can no longer corrupt the inventory.

- The game no longer saves when you close it (Alt+F4 / closing the window). It now only saves when time advances or you quit from the pause menu. This should solve the save corruption issue.

- Fixed trees never dropping branches.

- The Nude Button and the arcade change machine can be used again right away, without stepping away and coming back.

- Trees now properly drop branches every time.

- Removed 'Ugly' achievement

- Other various changes.