Cursed Relics - Major Update - v1.1.0

major update

Bonelords · build 22700950 · published

On SteamNotes only · this build shipped before we watched the app

WE ARE v1.1.0 NOW

Now we have cursed relic challenge for players to enjoy.

Since v1.0, we added power-ups, blessings after every round, floor is lava and type-b waves.

A LOT has been added, many quality of life changes, unlockables.

It is time to be a new update! Not much in this update, but much has been added over time. Consult the graph...

The update has been out for a few weeks by the way, I have been too busy to post. And lazy. Also I got a small rowboat and am eating a perpetual stew. Life update over!

Here is a list of all changes:

  • New Challenge: Cursed Relics

    • Start with one of three relics, both have two curses.

    • After that, every relic gained also has one curse.

    • List of possible curses:

      • -25% Damage Dealt

      • -45% Poise Damage Dealt

      • -30% Max Health

      • Flasks Heal 33% Less

      • -33% Move Speed

      • Reduce Highest Stat by 5

      • 15% Chance To Go Bankrupt After Each Wave

      • Immediately Lose All Non-Relic Items

      • Each Death Reduces A Random Stat By 2

      • Shops Are 70% More Expensive

      • Mintflame Builds Up Continually On Self

      • Cannot Deal Status Damage, -50% Resistance

      • Any New Blessings Are Common & Skipping Gives No Bones

      • Cannot Respawn In Boss Waves

      • Cannot Walk Left

      • Deletes ~6-7 Random Game Files

        • [spoiler]Crashes the game, but actually removes your slot 1 relic.[/spoiler]

      • Speggy Bounces Around Your Screen

      • Auditory Quicktime Events

  • Cursed Relics and Floor Is Lava are now unlocked at 1 and 2 runs completed.

  • The player movement is a little snappier now. "Stiffer sway bars!"

  • Improved the sprite for the Chalice of Nicoxander.

  • Updated the FAQ Bio

Us burning EGGBURT in the woods.

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I go now work on game whenest ever I feelest likeist.

Also, we unlocked community items! So I can make trading cards and emotes. That would be awesome! I'll likely work on that before doing anything for the game directly, because that just seems fun!

See you later!