Our game comes out on August 24. Few know this but this was prophesied by the ancients (Sumerians) and we stand on a cosmic threshold and it means we were chosen to give you this game and you were chosen to receive it.
In the meantime, I am making it more cute and evil. Menus have tooltips and sounds to indicate the nature of a scene, although ignorance and confusion remains the top priority. Scenes are being expanded, more variations and choices... We are pleased to see so many wishlists. Clearly there's a big hole in you. A longing for something more. But it's not enough. Our greed cannot be sated. Compel others to this folly. Insert MONEY FOR GIRLS into casual conversation. Whisper it in your loved one's ear as they sleep. Purge your body of toxins. Ritually cleanse your wallet. Prepare for girls. ːcharmedːːbleachːːdeadratː