Guido here to quickly tell youse that Lost Totem Trajipon is -20% for the Summer Sale. That's the DEEPEST DISCOUNT YET! (note: its only been a month since the game came out so that's not very surprisin.) How about gettin a copy for a friend of yours? I bet they'll appreciate how normal and easy to understand and not haunted da game is. The Future of Trajipon In otha news, THERE WILL BE MORE TRAJIPON! Fortunately for you and unfortunately for me, Da Boss had the original cartridge turn up mysteriously in the ancient console kept in our lounge. Somehow, the cartridge actually ran on da thing! Big surprise to us since we thought dat ol machine was hollowed out to hide - AHEM, anywho. Nah, point is da game ran, and there was this ancient runic inscription that showed up on da ol fatty TV. Translated it to human-speak and it's in Latin. Translated it to English and it dont make no sense, translated that to Japanese and it made even LESS sense but our procurement specialist somehow got it anyways. Somethin about goin to da library, there's more fer us to see? I was gonna ignore it, but Da Boss put me and Luigi back on the case. So looks like we's diggin more stuff outta dat cartridge for a content update. The deets are still in the works, but what we can say is that we'll address a bunch of requests and suggestions you guys had. Smooth out a few rough edges, add what ya'd call quality-o-life, and fit in some extra spice for repeat playthroughs. Remains to be seen what kind of new adventures there'll be on toppa dat... THANK YA!
To end dis report, we gotta give thanks to everyone who's played the game. It's like nothin else seeing people put in dozens of hours to get to the bottom of a mystery you put together. We couldn't be more thankful. WE <3 TRAJIPON!