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we are so close to version 1.0 its disgusting

CRIMPO QUEST Playtest · published 5 Oct 2026, 17:11 UTC

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im not joking this is like the last phase of the game until we release. maybe 2 more releases. if you read this like this and play crimpo quest and post about crimpo quest and stuff and tell people

new music
final fight now isnt dogshit
fixed missing files
more crap
less crap

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In-game event22 Sep 2026great googly mooglythe war the test In-game event2 Jul 2026smell my fingerhi guys i updated the game second boss has various fixes · busted "puter" file removed · changed layout of pants for no reason · slightly buffed sewer guys · new achievements · added a guy before a boss to prevent people from losing 10 minutes of grinding · changed voice chat display · overhauled boss 2 · derek skill tree now has some formulas and some more practical shit · hi In-game event22 Jun 2026cimpo ceshey guys i updated the game i fixed something and never tested it. i think that this is the point that you can finally have the game finished and have it done and not unfinished anyways make sure to eat lots of fiber and u know what that means its time to get naked