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Gemion FunctionNewsSeptember 9, 2026
In-game event

September 9, 2026

Gemion Function · published 10 Sep 2026, 04:08 UTC · build 25222924

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Hitspark VFX

Sparks VFX on hits. There's three levels to the sparks (none, medium, heavy) depending on the hit
[There is a bug where getting hit from behind still has the sparks flying out the back side of the character]

Beginning of hitstun, the character flashes a soft red (stronger red depending on the move) then fades out

Fight UI

Add "Cosmo!" text (color matches Gem) near Gem meter:
- When below 100% Gem meter = text is hidden
- When at 100% Gem meter = only this text shakes
- During Gem Cosmo = bigger shakes with the Gem meter
- During enemy's Gem Cosmo = text is hidden

Button Config

New macros for:
- Quick Super (L+M+H+U) = R3 ("i" on keyboard)
- Gem Cosmo (U+G) = L3 ("o" on keyboard)

Add note for: Unmap = press Start

Training

When dummy is set to "Playback", Blue team starts with 3 Super meters

Spiros

Crouch animation = move model forward a bit
(just visually; no hurtbox change)

Tutorial

Add TLDR: 1. Press "Heavy Attack" a lot
2. "Max!" Super meter = press R3
3. Full Gem meter = press L3 Want more tips?
Visit "Command List" + "Combo Trials"

Command List

Re-name "Super Moves" to "Super Arts"


Messages

Add 44 more messages (654 total). Listed below:

My soul still burns!

Heaven or hell!

The wheel
of
fate is turning.

Can't escape
from crossing fate.

I love you 3000.

You know,
I'm something of a
Gemion myself.

I missed the part where
that's my problem.

I'm gonna put some
dirt in your eye.

Pizza time.

You'll get your rent
when you fix this damn door!

Look at little Spiros Jr.
Gonna cry?

It be do.

You either die a Gemion, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Function.

I see dead people.

What's in the box?!?!

Eff yo' couch!!

Because
I spit hot fire.

Would you like
some grapes?

The milk's gone bad.

They shoulda never gave
you Gemions money!!

How can Gemions
rise up and overcome?

Why do Gemions
love menthol so much?

Is pimping easy?

Define the term:
badonkadonk

Why did Gemions
distrust Lord Pyre?

Hanging in a chow line.

He's just standing there... menacingly.

No, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!!!

Stoppppp, stooppppp!!
He's already deadddd...

Somebody get these
beggars out of here!

It's evolving,
just backwards.

Some of you may die,
but it's a sacrifice
I'm willing to make.

I am once again asking
for your financial support.

Look how they
massacred my function.

I have the high ground.

I always do a weak handshake upfront to establish I'm not a threat.

1A! 1A! 1A, 1A!!!

Slow is smooth,
and smooth is fast.

We do functions not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

I used to pray
for times like this.

Inside Men.

Leave the multibillion
dollar company alone...

Puh'Li!

Hold up!!
His writing is this fire????

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