The apocalypse has been progressing as chaotically as expected over the past few days. We’ve been monitoring your survivor reports, cursed creations, timeline violations, and deeply questionable decisions with great interest.
Humanity remains doomed, but at least you’re making it entertaining 💚
The Ritual has already produced some deeply concerning survivors, including:
☀️ Steve - a balanced water mage snowman who won’t stop talking about how much he loves the summer sun despite the fact it will absolutely kill him. His rival? Solara Sunbather. Basically a six-foot-tall UV death ray in flip flops.
🦈 Roronoa King of Hell Zoro - part shark, part squid, daggers in his mouth, fluffy bunny slippers on his feet. Who knew THIS would be humanity’s last hope against the undead?
🌱 Black Thumbs of Death - a clumsy British gardener who accidentally kills every plant they touch.
Naturally, their rival is The Grand Botanist, the pinnacle of horticultural perfection. The apocalypse truly is poetic.
Please consider leaving us a Steam review 👇
Reviews genuinely make a massive difference during the demo period and help more doomed weirdos discover the apocalypse.
For anyone who missed it last time: we’re currently running the SUFFER FOR MERCH apocalypse competition, where the first survivors to post their victory to Discord and claim the top leaderboard spots can win exclusive YvZ jackets or the incredible honour of being digitally tortured forever by strangers online.
Huge congrats to our current top survivors and official YvZ jacket winners:
🏆 1st - wembenyama
🏆 2nd - Count Binface
🏆 3rd - Alex
These apocalypse champions fought through The Ritual, survived the undead nightmare. Humanity may still be doomed, but at least you’ll look incredible during the collapse 💅
If you place between 4th - 10th, you’ll win the Digital Purgatory Prize:
Your generated weirdo will be immortalized as an official Daily Character in-game where they’ll be repeatedly slaughtered by the community for eternity. You’re welcome.
More timeline damage coming soon
The 10Six Team 💚