BIG UPDATE v0.1.1 — You can now catch. You probably won't.

[h2]Gym class just got worse. You're welcome.[/h2]

The janitor found a box in the storage room labelled "DO NOT OPEN". We opened it. Here's what fell out:

[h3]Catch the ball (or catch it with your face)[/h3]

Press [b]F[/b] right as a flying ball reaches you and you'll snatch it out of the air. Timing is everything: too early or too late and it simply hits you. Pull it off and the thrower pays for it. Miss, and you've invented a new way to get hit.

[h3]Silly balls[/h3]

One minute into every match, new balls get thrown into the gym. We're not going to tell you what they do. Pick one up and find out. Preferably near someone else.

[h3]One of them might be a bomb[/h3]

Might. If it has a burning fuse and everyone is running away from you, that's a hint.

[h3]There's a coach in the gym now[/h3]

He watches. He comments. He throws the balls in. He makes noises no teacher should make. We don't know who hired him and HR isn't answering.

[h3]Also new[/h3]

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[*]A new terrain to get knocked over on

[*]New sounds. Yes, those sounds.

[*]Smoother players: getting hit in the face now looks buttery

[*]Better performance: more frames for your ragdoll to suffer in

[*]Private room bugs have been sent to the bench

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[h3]One last thing[/h3]

Bring friends. Hitting a stranger is fun. Hitting your best mate in the face is comedy.

Found something silly or broken? Record it and throw the clip in our Discord. The best ones end up in our videos.

See you in the gym. Nobody escapes.