Weāve been busy wiring up achievements in HAM: The Game, and theyāre exactly what youād expect from a factory that punishes confidence.
Some are simple.
Some are skill-based.
Some will absolutely end friendships.
Hereās a small preview of what youāll be chasing š
BABY STEPS
Travel 5 meters
Everyone starts somewhere.
Some of youā¦ wonāt make it much further.
FROM DOWNTOWN
Score a basket in one of the Downtown map variants
Is this useful? No.
Is it necessary? Also no.
Are you still going to try it mid-shift? Absolutely.
NO FLAKY FRIENDS
Collect 15 snowflakes on Santaās Grotto
Nothing says productivity like stopping work to chase snowflakes while the quota burns.
FEELIN' FROGGY
Collect 15 Zaboās on any map
You could focus on deliveriesā¦
Or you could become the Zabo Guyā¢.
JACK OF ALL TRADES
Use all 4 backpack items in a single day
Planning. Adaptation. Panic.
Usually in that order.
FASTEST HAMS IN THE WEST
Beat one of the Wild West map variants
Dust. Speed. Panic.
Probably yelling.
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Grab 100 ingredients in a single day
Congratulations.
HR still wonāt remember your name.
COMPANY RECORD
Reach $800 quota in a single day
This is where things start getting serious.
Mistakes become expensive.
HALL OF FAME
Reach $1000 quota in a single day
Perfection.
Coordination.
Pure factory madness.
CORPROATE WANTS YOU
Beat the Medium difficulty boss
You survived long enough to get noticed.
Thatāsā¦ not necessarily a good thing.
This is just a small slice of what weāve added, and yes, some achievements exist purely to tempt you into making bad decisions.
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