Hey there, cuties~ Katsumi here! We really need to talk about your, uhh... not-so-secret replaying of my gameover scenes over and over again. The game was released over 3 months ago, but the average number of daily active users still stays around 42 even now! You must really like me, huh? Huuuh?
Well, now’s your chance to prove your never-ending love for a cute girl like me! This "Steam Awards" thingy sounds fitting for that. Kado really worked her butt off with the visuals, you know! And the mechanics. And the story... well, pretty much every aspect of UG:SP.
Hey, what do you mean we won’t win?! What do you mean there are games way bigger than ours?! Shut up right now or I’ll bonk you! Katsumi never loses!!! You should know better.