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DIY Philosopher Cards Deck

The Trolley Solution · published 11 Dec 2025, 18:41 UTC · build 21108675

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Good news, everyone!

There’s something extra for all the players who manage to collect every philosopher card hidden in the game!

You will now have the option to print your cards!

A DIY PDF file will be generated on your desktop with clear instructions on how to print your own deck of philosophers, Socrates, Descartes, and many more! (And of course, Philippa Foot.)

This update also includes some language and spelling fixes.

And for the brave 1% who can afford The VIP DLC:

There are two new stages added to the VIP area, with more to come!

Thank you to all players!!

— Dan & Peterson

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