HEY. FRANK HERE. YEAH, THAT FRANK.
Right. Listen up.
Welcome to Gori: Cuddly Carnage.
I’d say “make yourself at home” but everything here is trying to kill you, so maybe don’t.
You’re Gori. Small. Furry. Angry.
I’m Frank. Hoverboard. Genius. Obviously.
Together? We clean up this mess. And by “clean up” I mean slice, grind and absolutely ruin anything with stuffing inside it.
These “Ultra Pets”? Yeah. Supposed to be perfect companions.
Now they’re nightmare fuel with teeth.
So we fix it.
Once you’re done saving the world with me, go take a look at the full Wired Steam Sale.
Plenty more weird stuff in there. Some of it almost as good as me.
F.R.A.N.K x