The Council of Cats Has Approved New Mischief
Humans keep asking us to stop causing trouble.
We sincerely have ignored their feedback.
⭐ Shiny Things!
You can now find mysterious stars hidden around the world. Every cat knows you should collect random shiny objects first and ask questions later.
🌾 Haystacks
Ever wanted to dramatically disappear?
Now you can.
No one will suspect the innocent little cat who definitely didn't knock over three flower pots five seconds earlier.
😼 More Things To Do
Your cat has learned several important life skills:
Eat.
Drink.
Scratch furniture and other perfectly innocent objects.
Take a nap whenever responsibilities appear.
Drink a suspicious potion because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
💥 More Stuff To Break
We have carefully placed additional breakable objects around the world.
For decoration, obvi.
🕊️ Pigeons!
Professionally trained to panic the moment a cat gets too close.
Their survival is not guaranteed, tho.
🎁 More Pickups
There are now even more things lying around for you to investigate, collect and (accidentally) bat across the map.
🎨 Paint Buckets
Would a responsible cat leave colorful paw prints everywhere?
Probably not.
Good thing that you're not playing as a responsible cat.
🔥 Fire
There are now places where your tail can catch on fire.
Please try not to panic.
Actually... panic is pretty funny, do it.
🪂 Falling Objects
Some things hanging above your head have discovered gravity.
Stand underneath them at your own risk. Seriously. Stand underneath.
Thank you for continuing to support this highly scientific study into what would happen if a tiny menace was given unlimited freedom.
More chaos is on the way.