Hello everyone! New changes are flowing through the world of Squishu and we're here to let you know what they mean for the average squidlit! Live from the Printed Raisin headquarters, Nosey squidlit is here for you!
-It seems like some squidlits were caught defying the laws of physics lately by floating just above the ground! They were told that's kind of rude, so they apologized and should stop now.
-Some squidlits have apparently had trouble figuring out how to talk to others! The Village Squizard, Thalmage, will now remind those he sees how it's done.
-Looks like Skwit Skwot has taken to labeling things in her castle! There's a new sign over her catapult labeling it's use.
-There were instances where squidlits were blacking out before they finished dealing with Skwit Skwot's plan! Inking in that cauldron must have dehydrated them. We now ensure that squidlits are properly hydrated before undertaking their quest!
-Citizens of Blipston and Castletown have complained that the Imperially sanctioned ambiance music is still too loud, so Skwit Skwot has decreed it quieted down even more.
-The Sharkerfly, having been beaten quite a few times now, is no longer as hard-core as it once was. It now winces when inked upon!
-It seems like the dark rain of ink caused by squidlits now properly fades like a real storm, instead of popping out of existence!
That's all for this round of changes to Squishu! Join us next time, at the Printed Raisin, for your latest Squishu news!