Dear Patients,
We’re pleased to announce a small but potent dose of improvements has been administered to Side Effects! This update refines several treatments and introduces a few new adjustments to help stabilize your gameplay vitals. Please review the following prescription notes carefully before continuing treatment:
💊 Patch Notes
• Swap Item – Limited Uses
The Swap Item’s usage has been reduced from unlimited use to two uses.
• Eye Extractor – Balance
The Eye Extractor now lowers the other patients’ resistance to 4 (previously 3)
• Coin Flip – Consistent
The coin is now fully operational and far more consistent. Randomization should now feel properly… randomized.
• Vaccine – Color Correction
The Vaccine has been reformulated and is now purple, aligning more closely with resistance visuals
• VSync – New Optimization
We’ve administered VSync into the system
💊 Thank you for participating in our ongoing trials
Until the next round of testing
Stay medicated and keep your resistance in check.
– The Side Effects Team