Hi all,
We want to use this opportunity to once again thank each and every one of you to pick up a copy of Order 13! The team is currently working on the next update scheduled for later this month.
In this new update, players will have the option to swap the cat for the monster as their emotional support companion.
Yes, you heard that right ā why settle for purrs when you can have guttural growls and the comforting sound of heavy breathing behind you while packing orders?
Features of the Monster Companion:
- Emits low-frequency growls that scare away cats.
- Automatically feeds itself. You might be missing a limb when waking up.
- Occasionally disappears to hunt in the warehouse.
- Sheds slime, which makes the floor slippery.
We hope you will have fun with your new pet soon enough!
Happy April Fools!
Jokes aside... If this announcement reaches 500 likes, we'll do it!
EDIT: we woke up to 630 likes. OK!!!! Fine. You win!
EDIT 2.0: Fine! The team is working on it. Is this what you want? You sick .... Just kidding, we love our community. Can we get to a 1000 likes for no reason?
EDIT 3.0: 1000 likes!! W community.
Sincerely,
Cybernetic Walrus