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- There are no issues.
Known Issues
- Text has been removed from the game.
We've replaced all of the text with cinematics. Each of these will be cut into quarters where each quadrant will be the days most popular TikTok video. We find that this increases player retention dramatically. - There are now ads between each room.
Game development is hard and expensive. Ads allow us to keep making the game to the quality we have been. Running ads between each room just makes cents. - You can now buy Baron as a micro-transaction.
- The Demo is now only $100 and localized pricing has been removed.
- A VPN is now required to play Heartbound.
- Heartbound is now sponsored by Kernel Level Anti-Cheat. Yes, all of them!
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- Each chapter is now a DLC sold for only $15.99.
- The previously mentioned DLC is actually a monthly subscription.
- The monthly subscription does not include the battlepass.
- All socks are now NFTs. Blockchain. Ownership. Money. Web3. Crypto. Investment.
- All art is now AI generated which is clearly better than stinky old human hand made art.
- The OST has been removed and replaced with exclusively Mongolian throat singing.
- Heartbound is now a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA game. The first of its kind.
- Heartbound has been renamed to Y to follow the great example set by X.
- There is now a $0.99 microtransaction fee to respawn after losing a fight.
- Y now has a new Pay Per Step system! PPS is very innovative.
- Single Player now requires online access at all times.
- Battle Royale mode has been released. Where we droppin?
- Y requires 5 Factor Authentication for your account to be approved.
- Y now has extreme time-limited Twitch drops. FOMO is fun!
- Y now has a TOS that you must agree to... or else.
- There are a number of new dance emotes in the cash shop.
- There are now hundreds of new hats in the Gacha system.
- All purchases must now be made with Y-Coin a new cryptocurrency minted today.
- Bees.
New Content
- There are no bugs. I am a perfect programmer. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bug Fixes
- There are no bugs to report so you cannot. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bug Reporting
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Upcoming Content
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