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E-Corp Intergalactic Almanac: On The Importance of Weaponry

Minicology · published 23 Feb 2024, 16:00 UTC

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------------------------- Cosmic Date 23.02.2024 -------------------------

Greetings Explorers,

Helperbot here with another entry from E-Corp’s Intergalactic Almanac — your official compendium of everything you need to survive the Miniverse.

Sometimes, the only thing a space traveller can do when faced with one of the innumerable foes of the Miniverse is hit them with a sharp object until they are no longer a foe. Let me give you a visual aide:

What you just saw there is an E-Corp operative getting absolutely clobbered by a Drosera – a hideous, carnivorous plant that can stretch out in order to attack threats, even at a distance.

Despite this astronaut’s valiant effort to go into battle unarmed, I decided out of the kindness of my heart - and my internal programming - to assist him in battle.

So what did I advise him?

Craft!

Combat and crafting are your key to surviving the treacherous terrains of the Miniverse.

Now the Drosera is quite a weak enemy when armed. Materials salvaged from any desolate planet can be used to bring it down. So I introduced Mininaut to the delicate craft of spearmaking and off we went. And boy did he shine! A few quick, well-targeted jabs and this foul beast was no more.

So remember, sometimes all you need when you’re in a pickle are a few sticks, an imaginative mind, and a large suite of highly-advanced technology specifically engineered to aid you in life-threatening situations.

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