It turns out making a game is tricky! Who knew?!?!
Huge thanks to all the early victims of the launch! We've been paying close attention to folks experiences and trying to make sure everyone has the best suicidal experience possible! Here's the immediate fixes addressed in this patch:

Thank you all again for your continued support and patience! We are so grateful to each and every one of you for believing in us!!!
Hugs and stay safe,
Nate and Josh Long Neck