Greetings, esteemed collaborators! The year is almost over, so we hope you're enjoying the Last Working Day of The Year! Here at E-Lich Corp we are really proud of all our collaborators that worked around-the-clock for the release of our Steam Store Page! But we are more proud of those who work above and beyond that clock in order to reach higher business milestones!
We wanted to share a detailed look at what happened this past year in our company on this first post, but the responsible for this would-be post-mortem is no longer affiliated with us and has seemingly been obliterated alongside the paperwork (Legal says I can’t disclose anything else).
But don't worry! After all, as our esteemed boss always says: "We must always look towards the future, not the past. Especially when the past is compromising. Yes. Don't do that."
So to make up for that, our most illustrious intern will be in charge of delivering news regarding development from now on!
Just look at how happy he is!
We hope you are as excited as we are for this coming year, as it will be THE YEAR where everything changes for the better, at least in our profit margins. (Undead Resources didn’t really disclose the new collaborator-boons and benefits package yet, sorry.)
Please keep any eye that you might still have out for us, not because of any possible labor laws violation, mind you, but because we'll bring you all sorts of incredible news very soon!
Finally, our Board of Directors wishes all of you a happy new year from beyond the grave!
PS: They also expect better results and punctuality, but don't let that distract you from celebrating to your skeleton's content.
E-Lich Corp - "We value your life. And death. Seriously."