Hot Dog Reporter · published

Hello friends! It's Steam Award season and I would be SO HAPPY if you considered Hot Dog Reporter for the Best Game You Suck At award!
BUT, follow me here, nominations will put more eyeballs on Hot Dog Reporter. More eyeballs means more leaderboard competition. More leaderboard competition means a higher difficulty level.
Therefore, the very act of nominating Hot Dog Reporter for the Best Game You Suck at award increases its validity in the category, thus making you, dear nomineer, an ARBITER OF TRUTH.
Thank you for your time. I hope you will join us in TRUTH TELLING!