🐻 Handler Week and the LAST Chance to Get an Exclusive Bear Archer Plushie
I Expect You To Die · published
Gather ‘round, Agents!
Clear your calendars because we've got some incoming intel: 💼 September 18 — 22 is Handler Week 💼, and we’ll be celebrating the I Expect You To Die series' premiere voice in your head: the Handler!
The man behind the Handler, Schell Games' own Jared Mason, will be declassifying even more spectacular behind-the-scenes I Expect You To Die 3 details for our eager field operatives.
And that’s not all, Agents. We’ll have a fantastic line up of activity on our channels so be sure to keep your hands ready for that mission phone call next week. You know Zor is always at work… but so are we 👀
💥 That being said, we’re excited to formally kick off this special Handler debrief:
Just last week the Handlers embedded at Schell Games received time-sensitive intel about ZC-07 Security Turret — more commonly known as, “Bear Archer” or “Crossbow Bear” in the field. The untimely demise of multiple Agents in the I Expect You To Die universe was caused by Bear Archer and its use of infrared security cameras to hone in on its target. Truly unfortunate.
However, we have developed something that might come in handy on future missions…
In partnership with Makeship, another spy operation worth noting, we have successfully declassified and reverse engineered ZC-07 for Agency use.
What does this mean, exactly? 🐻
It means that we were able to produce the same technology found in ZC-07 in an inconspicuous plushie form to our Agents across the globe. Why plushie, you ask? Well, we thought a six-foot bear might be a bit conspicuous.
Indeed, the Bear Archer plushie is quite the cute but deadly weapon. Stop distracting us with your cuteness, ZC-07 — so, what’s the most important part of this mission?
📣 We need you, Agents!
Our mission is to fund this Makeship campaign so our Handler can secure the Bear Archer Plush for production for everyone in the field. This limited edition plush disappears during Handler Week on Thursday, September 21st at 11am PT/2pm ET — time is running out, Agents. Secure yours today! ⏳
Stay sharp!