MARINES!
STAND UP STRAIGHT! You're not on parade now! You can't get away with that posture with me!
Listen up! There comes a time in every marines life where they just need to grab life by the Pumpkins.
Yes, you heard me right, it's that time of year again, where Brutes go bump in the night and Zombie Fats, well they just, ...they just go like that uncle EVERYBODY has, on a night out at a coastal town after too many bottles of 'Blue Slew'.
Our Special Halloween In-Game event is back!
(...a lot like that uncle everybody has - taking up your couch space after a night out he wants to forget)
Watch out! There's a few pumpkin headed freaks out there!
Wait, what was that you said? The STROL now have pumpkins for heads? Well isn't that quaint!
On top of that GHOULISH addition to the game, the loadout has become a bit of a darn frightful sight - which one of you did this!!!
This will need to be cleaned up!
Also, after that mess, I don't know why you all deserve these new armour skins, but the top brass at HQ seem to think it's time for you to try cosplay and have dished out these Halloween skins.
Anyway, enjoy all the free hugs!
Dear old Granny wanted me to remind you all that we also have a sale running
🔻 50% OFF Red Solstice 2: Survivors
🔻 20%OFF All four DLCs
🔻 30% OFF Executor armor
🔻 20% OFF Season pass
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1751750/Red_Solstice_2_Survivors__Season_Pass/
As a real (trick or) treat for you, we even have some (pumpkin) Patch Notes for you. Click here!
(Marines, even I wasn't expecting those puns to come out as I typed this.)
There will be more puns, erm I mean updates in the future!
Marines, DISMISS!!!!!