Hello and happy new year to our beloved shareholders. With the coming year, our primary goal is to reach new heights, for a successful 2021. And as we all know, a pillar of success is buying yachts and doing frivolous things on them, another key goal for 2021.
Ignorance is blissful but information is power
Far removed from the physical and mental concerns of the lower class, our moneyed friends occasionally gather in swell environments to network and discuss the matters of the masters, while consuming recreational substances. We wanted to integrate a representation of this fascinating ritual of sociological interest. But don’t think it’s all fun and games. Important information is shared and secret deals are made in those places.
When nothing goes right, go left.
Funneling what’s trickling down
Capitalism has a tendency to favor those who are already established. Once you are rich enough, we’ll let you access a *re-distributive* feature of modern finance: dividends. You give money to a company, and they regularly give you a little less money in return. If you maintain your positions well, after some time, you’ll be out of work but you’ll still get paid just because you own those pieces of privatized power we call shares. This is trickle-down economics. You just have to make sure it stops trickling down at your level.
If you made a cent for every manufactured bullet, well that’d just be bad cause war is not cool.
See you next month!