That’s a good question! We can’t say for sure where the update is right now, although we saw it a while ago running through the forest. It was scared, shaggy, and it probably stank. But that’s not for sure.
We’ve already told you about this wonderful/sad news before, but we’ll remind those who missed it. The upcoming Breathedge update will be the release one, so the game will come out of Early Access and will go roaming the Internet as a full-fledged product. Therefore, the update will be big: the story will be long, with crappy cut-scenes and avocado-level dialogues. Because of such abuse, the update jumped out of the window and is now hiding in the swamps, eating cones, and it doesn’t want to show itself because it’s shy.
The game release will be considered as a national holiday and will be celebrated with fireworks, and it will foster economic growth. Probably. We’re not quite sure, though. But what we are sure of is that if there are people interested in the philosophy of space, physical processes of the formation of black holes, interplanetary flights, and the colonization of Mars, they won’t find all this in the game; what they will find is the made-up chicken anatomy, which is much more important than that.
At the moment, as is customary with us, the scriptwriter is picking his nose and putting its contents on the canvas, trying to make a complete script — the script that includes all the dialogues, descriptions, and all the content of the game, and the writing of which is the longest process in the development of Breathedge (because despite the fact that there are 20 fingers, there are still only two nostrils). While the scriptwriter is busy with all this and also giving some work to the artists, the rest of the team is busy with something as well.
About the rest of the team, btw. Aside from the promises of promising the release, we’d like to tell you that we’re actively working on A for Breathedge, and we’re also planning to work on B. These are all the details we can tell you about for now. If A and B won’t work, then we didn’t promise anything and it was all just a figment of your sick imagination. If they work, then we’ll reveal all the details and go swaggering around.
Ah, the release date, right. We almost forgot. You are probably wondering whether the release will be tomorrow or on Monday. We can’t tell you about the exact date yet, but we can tell you that it will be this year. Don’t wait till summer, though. No decent company releases games in summer (although there are exceptions) because everyone has something else to do in summer, and besides, we’ll be overloaded with work, that’s for sure. It’s sad, yes — we wanted to extend the release till 2028, but unfortunately, we can’t do that.
And finally, here’s our Q&A session. We are going to ask ourselves questions and answer them. Let’s start!
- Q: Are there going to be any new mechanics in the game? A: Yes.
- Q: What about new tools? A: Sure, we can’t do without them... Or, without it.
- Q: Will there be any new achievements, items, and other useless trash? A: Yep.
- Q: How do you feel about little cute ponies? A: We don’t feel anything about them.
- Q: Is Normandy going to fly, shoot, and do other useful stuff? A: Yes, it’s its main functions.
- Q: Will the update be huge or will it be just an hour of gameplay? A: We don’t want to artificially extend the playtime. However, don’t count on a couple of hours of adventures. It won’t be that easy and quick for you to beat the game. Probably.
- Q: Will there be any bugs? A: Pfft, that’s insulting. Sure there’ll be some bugs. The release will be tested more severely, but still, we aren’t that cruel.
- Q: Does Babe exist? A: ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻ ◻! Sorry for the spoiler.
- Q: What should I do with my gold and forex reserves during the international crisis? A: Invest your money in Breathedge shares. Breathedge Shares – let’s lose it all together!
- Q: Don’t you feel ashamed of yourself? A: Sometimes we think we do, but it passes quickly.
Well, and as usual, at the end of our news, we are giving our contacts to those who broke the game for some reason, and to those who just want to tell us something important. The best way to contact us is via email or Discord. We always try to respond to your issues promptly. If we don’t, please resend your message. If you’ve sent us a thank you letter, we’ve surely read it, felt happy, but might not have answered for some reason. If you’ve written an angry and insulting letter, we’ve surely read it, felt happy, but couldn’t answer for an obvious reason. So it goes.
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