Dear Valued Employee #6255486!
We at Mosaic Corp would like to address some of the issues we felt were present in the Mosaic Corporation Employee Satisfaction Survey™. There seems to have been some slight hiccups in the presentation of the questions. We are however very happy to announce that despite these said slight visual inconsistencies, we were still able to gather your input and put it to good use. G̶͕͍̤͓͓̑̓̅͐̑̉Ǫ̶̡̛͓͖̠̞͎̖͉̻̲͋̊́͐́͂̀̿͒̄̔̑̚ ̵̢̜͕͚̣̩̜̥͒̽̌̆̈́̔̄̚̚͝Ǒ̶̡̲̦͙̼̤̀̃͂̅́̋͛̾̇̇̇͝Ứ̸͙̘̜̘̙̲̩̳̝̻̭̘̜͉̉̂T̴̡̟̩̦͚̜̠̼̱̺͚̒͊͐̿́̽͒͋͜͜͝͠S̷̫̖͔͇͎̦̳̖̫̫̬̥͇̼͆̑I̴͉̤̤͔̱̫̫̞̗͂͆͑̋̅̃͊͑̅̑̕͜͝D̸̢̧̛̛̠͓͚̜̮̔͛̆̂́̍̌̽͊͜͜ͅȨ̷̛̺̯͈̼͋̽͒̒̐̈̓̈́̈́͘̕̚͝ and the amount of streamlining we were able to do for your daily work assignments are sure to increase your overall productivity, and happiness.
More alarmingly, some of the managers have imparted knowledge to us in regards to a game in our name is quickly moving towards a market introduction. We would like to make it known that we in no way, shape or form endorse this. WhileÀ̸̢̪͍̙̼̙͐̈́̈͐͗̍͊̂̄́̐̓̏͂̀̆̈́͘͘̕Ņ̴̨̢̤̠̗͚̻͕̹͐̆̑͌͆̀͆͘͝Ǫ̴̧̨̠͖̙̻͇͇̫̗͔̣̝͎̙͍̭̣̩̬͚͕̟̰͔̼̱̙̞̳̻̘̠̳͆̓̈́̒̆̅́͜͠T̵̨̡̢̢̛̰̲̜̫̤̣̗̤͔͕͎͎̱̺͔͍̙̙̤̟̈́͗́͊̔͛̀̽͊̈́̐̊̍̎͑͛̋̉̃̓͌̈́̐̌́̀̀͑̕̕͘͠ͅH̴͎̟͖̟̼̮̫̼̞̣̠̣͍̤̻̲̖͙͚̫͈̝̲͇̖̣̖̣͔̦̅Ȩ̸̨̡̨͍̳̯̺͈̫̫̲͍̯͓͚̬̗̲̹͈͚̜̩͔̤͇̤͔͓̩̪̂̍̎͋͊͆͗̐̅͌̾̓̆̔̔̈́̂̎͛̑͊̒̈́̃̌͘͜͜͝R̴͉̥͈͙̦̟̒͛̓͋̑̒̏̎̌͗̌̃̕̕͝ͅ ̶̧̢̡̢̙̤͔̟̞̯͓̤̠͙̠̯̯̞̭̲̣̮͓̤̫̣̖͔̞̗̞͚̾͋̀̎͊́̔̓̈́͋̓̓͘͘͜͜͠͝we are actively looking for sources within the company who are sidestepping their daily tasks to work on these sorts of subversive and damaging media, we want you to know that it has no impact on our current plans for growth and expansion within your division. L̵̨̛̛̛͕̠͚̗̖̥̩͋͒̽̈́́͒̾̆̎̀̃̈́̿́̈́̍̽̇̾̈̕͠ͅĨ̵̧̡̫͙͕̯͇̟̥̋́̅͒̎͆̀͆̂̆̽̈́͘ͅF̷̥̯͙͖͎̞̘̜̹̃͒̅́̆Ē̴̛̹͕̣̠͕̝̳͇̻̖͉̆̈́̾́́͂́̃̈͆̀̀̓̏̔͆̆̋͘͘͝͠͠ ̸̧̛̛͈̯̰̖͍̩̹̺̫̰̺̮̫̃̐̓͐̀̊̎̐̈̅̋̉̓͝͝͝Ĩ̷̧̹̳̱̼͎̗̬̟̃̎̏̋̎̆̔̾̿̈́̑́̂̾̆̾͌͌̚͘͝S̷̡̨̛̛̬̼͚̞̟͔̣̲̯̜͉̠̯̜͕̬̊̒͆̒̂̀̊͐͐̌̐͊̉̉͑͗̐͑́̚̕̚͜
P̷̨̰̞̠̫̦̻̹̱̟̯̺͎̤̺͚̭̦̯̟̌̍̄͆͆̒́͑͗̆̋̅̊͊̾̓̽̀̈̊̚͝ͅÖ̴̡̡̲̹̗͔͉͍͍̣̺̯͉̗̻̪̹́͛̿̊̀͋̉̏̓̓̈́̓̊̆̾̈́̔̿͗͋̍͝ͅͅS̴̨̻̞̻̠̰͍͇̬̪͉̗̘͇͙̓͛́͗̉͑̿͒̃͆̑͊̄̏̏̒̀̄̊̌̚͠S̷̺̀̾̆̋̉̚ͅḮ̵̧̛̝̖̹͓̞͇͈̱͓̟̫̼̦͈͔̱̞̙͓͖͗́̃͋̉̀̍͂̐͋͑̃̈́̚͘̕B̶̢̨̡̺̫̰̺̠͙̫̝̝̙̺̯͔̗̯̪̤̿̾͌̊́̚L̸̡̢̫̺͖̩͍̞̪̮͖̼͌̔̾E̷͉̮͎̝͇͓̩̺͖̽͑͆͋̇̒͗̅͛
It seems it has so far been promoted on several sites and platforms, which we have since made sure to block from Valued Employee™ access, in the workplace and at home. It’s important that I just don’t understand where this came from? Who are these people, what is this “game”? I’ve listed the places where I’ve found information and ways to order it below – make sure to send out Cease and Desist
Steam
and get me our head of employee pacification TODAY and I don’t want a breath about this
– INTERCEPTION –
Relax. Take a deep breath. Please take a short moment to relax.
Watch Mosaic: Destination – A Mindfulness Video from Mosaic Corp:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAdvqfpPJ80
Do you want to know more about Mosaic, the game, the corporation and the Norwegian indie developers at Krillbite Studio? Join the AMA (Ask Me Anything) with Adrian Tingstad Husby & Jon Cato Lorentzen on https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/ on December 4th at 7PM CET.
So with that out of the way, I’ll see you on Reddit!
With Q̸̨̱͕͍̼̮̠̳̥̤͖̞̬̟͙̲̙̄̆͘Ų̸̹̺̠̼̗͙̮͓͕̠͈̻̫̭̩̾̍̂͒I̴̬̟̝̲̞̠͋̀̿T̷̝̥͕͉̹͍̬͉̠̺͛̑̾͒̓̚̕͜ ̷̧̡̙͍͔͎͙̀͠, Y̷̥͇͉͆́͑̓̑̓̕͝Ǫ̴̨͓̜̺̫͓̙̣̖͎̦͓̣̰̹͗̃̅̐̍̓̾̓̉͗͐̈́̕ͅU̴̩̲̘̰̘̣͈͍̘̜̽̄̾̑̔R̴̸͙̫̥̝̣͉̦̻̩̗̹͚̪͍͈̪͔͈̦̟̥̫̭̼͖̺̤̜̣͍̥̩̽̊̀̋̀̐͑̔͒̊̓̃͗́̇͑̾̑̀̆̏͊̚͘͜͠͝andJ̵̨̛͕̏̉̄͋̃̿͑̔̃̓̐̚̚OB̸͈̫̣̝̞͚̖̀̔͂̈́́̉͂͐͛̀̑͂͠
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