Hey everyone!
It's time to cook. Like, literally. We need to cook some contraband NOW!
Cooking contraband? Better dress the part. Equal parts science and sass, this kit keeps you safe from fumes, fines, and fashion police.
With this pack, you'll get access to:
Gas Passer: Filters out fumes and awkward questions. Comes with built-in heavy breathing.
Methyl Mitts: Grip tight. Stir fast. Leave no prints. Not FDA approved
The Yolk Jacket: It’s yellow. It’s baggy. It’s unmistakable. Just don’t get caught wearing it near a lab
Chemistry Teacher Shades: Perfect for grading tests, dodging questions, and pretending this is just a school project.
Missed some free goodies? Yeah same - so here you go!
With this pack, you'll get access to:
Party Wipe: That look when the night’s a blur and you might have said "I love you" to a vending machine.
Sipmaster 6000: Two cans. One straw. Infinite shame. Stay quenched and questionable.
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