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03 Oct 2026
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| Been about 2 months, time of the next Big Update! I sometimes nibble on blue cheese. Occasionally paired with crackers or a glass of wine, but not always. In fact who knows, I could be doing it at this very moment. I'll never tell. Performance fixes. Game should run much smoother. | 17400394 | |
| Well, I screwed up (the leaderboards) If anyone checks the leaderboards and notices their max wave is wrong, it's my fault (and I'm trying to fix it). In a recent "lag reduction attempt" update (uploaded 1/12) I introduced some buggy code that would set a players' max wave on every map to 51 due to a faulty assumption the player had unlocked all achievements / completed all maps; anyone that's played since then should have been aff… | 17085892 | |
| i hear people like eggs Happy easter. Added 2-3 new side eggs on every map. Also addressed some player requests ;) · Additional melee weapon on each map, either as a wall buy, ee reward, or can be found on the ground. · New "wonderfizz" esq machine on all maps but Whiteout. · Game creator will now scream into pillow instead of out loud when he loses at super smash bros so his neighbor's don't get upset. | 16908978 | |
| It took me 8 months to realize I misspelled "Medieval" What can you expect, I read at a 3rd grade level. New Additions: Save & Quit option on the Pause Menu Steam leaderboards for each map New "Full Throttle" Power drop New Guns in weapon roulette: · M2 Flamethrower (Available on every map once that map's Easter Egg / Master Achievement is complete) · PPSH (On Outbreak, Resistance, Whiteout & Medieval) · Browning Automatic (On Central, Resistance &… | 16590702 | |
| Steam Achievements Finally Added Important Notes: It took 3 coffees, 2 beers, a bottle of wine and 7 hours of coding. Afterwards I ordered a pizza and ate it at 2:30 in the morning. The next day I felt like shit. Pls let me know if any issues are encountered with achievements, was my first time tryna set up my game to coordinate with steam. Also if anyone is insane enough to go for the master / grandmaster challenges, if you e… | 16200438 | |
| Really reaching for content with this one Every map has 2 collectable journal entries, pieces will drop during gameplay & hint to easter egg completion steps & reveal backstory of the map / game. Does a free 2D pixel art graphics zombie shooter need a backstory? Eh f*ck it, it's more content. The journal entries can be accessed on a screen that shows a "realistic" version of each map, generated by AI. Now I promise ya'll this is the on… | 15414076 | |
| I'm about to demolish some pasta Notes: New wave changing sound for Whiteout Little Intro effects for most maps Shotguns / snipers that should go "chch" actually do it Better reticle for snipers that zoom in when ADS Some semi auto guns are now triple burst Realized the only good guns in my game are ARs so gave big buffs to AA12, the one good sniper in my game (I have no idea what it's called) and the Skar, which I also turned… | 15158288 | |
| woah! Yes! Another update. +Custom Settings >Customize everything (aka what I felt like) before starting a match! +Game-End Points earned display +My meds are helping more these days. This isn't a patch note but I thought I'd include it. +Okay fuck it fine I'll stop taking my meds if that's what you all want. GOD. | 15102898 | |
| sdk suks FOR 5 MONTHS YOU WOULDN'T LET ME UPLOAD STEAMWORKS SDK. 5 MONTHS IT TOOK ME TO FIGURE OUT YOUR BS BUT I DID IT, I BEAT YOU SDK, I WON AHAHAHAHA *deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA variety of balance changes n graphical additions | 15056299 | |
| New Map: MidEvil New 6th map MidEvil New gun that pops zombies like confetti New line of text | 13425840 | |
| Happy New Years! Happy new years to all you crazy people. What did old "jesus christ that guy is ugly!" (as they call me) change with this update? Well well well, no spoilers! Framerate fixes. That's it. | 13114343 | |
| More legitimate patch notes Added "contracts" to try to make this boring ass game more interesting. Also every map has an easter egg now. Probably introduced bugs but I'll fix them in future updates probably maybe. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take a shit. | 13055197 | |
| Finally fixed the aspect ratio From 1:1 to 16:9, the most common / standard Also fixed up some small things and added camera zoom options / control modification from mid game pause menu | 12925959 | |
| Natch Potes I love when Steam asks me to "enter patch notes". I just take another swig from my bottle and type in something random. For example, it's so funny how life continues marching on even though nothing matters aND I DONT KNOW WHAT I CA- *couch* Sorry, something stuck in my throat, have a good day all | 12799699 | |
| tweeked some things I was drunk and realized some things were op/some things could use improvements. Also please, PLEASE do not enter "nggyu" on the title screen. Nasty bug, will try to fix it later. Have a great night the 3/4 people that seem to actually read these posts lol | 12685624 | |
| Big update If you type "something will happen" 100 times then click enter something crazy will definitely happen | 12212213 | |
| Fixed bug where toxic vapor would randomly teleport you L | 12137040 | |
| there was a crash there was a crash, a very special crash, the most special crash. I named him crash. Crashy and I were inseperable, we loved each other. But one day he pointed out I misspelled "inseparable" in this post and I had to kill him. Crashy is dead now. No more Crashy (when u pick up gun under certain conditions.. i.. i fixed the crash) | 11970887 | |
| Patch Notes jesus christ this game has shit code | 11934020 | |
| FUCK NONO I UPLOADED THE ONE WITH COPYRIGHT SONGS FUCK | 11933996 | |
| Update Ver. 1.0.0.60 Made a few changes to stats and enemy movement. Name changed to "Deadly Contact" due to a minor conflict. | — | |
| Update Ver. 1.0.0.55 Fixed more bugs that caused game to crash in fullscreen. Few updated graphics. ------------------------- Reading comments and reviews to find out what needs attention, so thank you very much for your comments. | — | |
| Update Ver. 1.0.0.50 "Reviving" screen correctly scales to full screen. More visible range effects on weapons. | — | |
| Update Ver. 1.0.0.45 ALT/Enter to fullscreen should no longer result in red screen. Reduced blood splatter effect. --Other-- Minor lag reduction. Power Roulette probabilities altered. Spiders count towards weapon kills. Minor weapons stat changes. | — |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
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| 28 Nov 2025 | Fri | 02:31 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 20973852 | public | 1 | — |