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| Published | Title | Build |
|---|---|---|
| Achievement Fix - Oct 07 This should fix the new achievements added not completing, sorry for the inconvenience. I did test it before uploading and it worked on my end, but I'll be keeping an eye out if anyone reports it breaking on their pc and check again to have it fixed by today still. | 25789124 | |
| Addendum to the Thing I posted like 5 Minutes Ago - Oct 07 - Added endless score related achievements to the game That's basically it to be honest. Hopefully nothing crashes that'd be unideal. | 25775557 | |
| Update/Minor Fixes - Oct 07 Added a few changes based on recent commentary + a few other bugs: - Added a settings toggle for desk zooming - Removed throaway dialogue from Endless mode so now he doesn't talk when he normally would - Fixed the card duplication glitch where the deck became infinite and repeated cards - Larger item hitbox Soon to add new achievements for Endless scores | 25775155 | |
| Minor sprite fix (Hopefully) fixed the vanishing sprite he uses when you die. If not, I will be very sad because I've fixed this bug like 7 times. | 25442395 |
| Date | Day | Time | Patch title | Build ID | Branch | Depots | Download Δ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 Oct 2026 | Wed | 21:48 | Achievement Fix - Oct 07 | 25789124 | public | 3 | — |
| 7 Oct 2026 | Wed | 10:54 | Addendum to the Thing I posted like 5 Minutes Ago - Oct 07 | 25775557 | public | 3 | — |
| 7 Oct 2026 | Wed | 10:35 | Update/Minor Fixes - Oct 07 | 25775155 | public | 3 | — |
| 21 Sep 2026 | Mon | 17:47 | Minor sprite fix | 25442395 | public | 3 | — |
| 21 Sep 2026 | Mon | 09:40 | No patch notes · unannounced build | 25433619 | public | 3 | — |